Hey granny……

I realize we’re about the same age. It’s obvious I’m a little bit smarter than you. Due to the fact that I didn’t run into the wall. You obviously ran full steam right into that motherfucker!

Remember a few years back when I said, “you really need to put the lotion on the skin?”

Yeah, lady, I was talking to you……

I will tell you, though it was nice to see that big bright smile of yours! Obviously your hemorrhoids aren’t flaring up this week……

If you’re……

Reading this and it’s not on roach.ES? Then my groupies hate you as much as they hate me!

You too, must be a hard worker because they only like to fuck with people who work hard and do better than them!

But don’t worry, they will literally spend decades fucking with you!

Yet don’t fret, if you too would like to join the lawsuit, please feel free to contact me and I will point you in the direction of my lawyer team!

Oh you people…..

Are such super hackers! We are all in awe of your power and American terrorist ideology!

Only 1 problem princess, not my internet which means, not my monkey…..

But good for you! Hacking a little old ladies xfinity router to make yourself look important….

We are all so awww struck with your mental superiority…..

Me, I’m gunna make dinner, take a walk around the park and maybe check in on your old ladies for some free nudity……

Even they are so in awe of your mental superiority they just can’t stop laughing….