Tag: wanna be

The shit…..

by RoachKiller

My old lady does at work!

Here I am working 70+ hours a week and can’t even get the respect I have earned, 10 fold!

I want an Elvis!

I would put my Jason hockey mask back in the truck. Yet the low rents would of course call in again and tell the cops I was wearing it while I was driving!

Told ya man, these low rents out here are some jealously fucked up people….. you would not believe the amount of false police reports they will call in if they think they can get revenge!

Cus you know, the fact they fucked themselves is just another reason it’s your fault!

God damn dude…..

by RoachKiller

Stop with the bullshit before your ass ends up in stateside!

While I end up with your house, car, wife and kids!

I realize your batch of stupid is powered by the relentless voices in your head! But You gotta stop!

Come to the reality, I’m a better driver and all around person than you or your cronies can or ever will be!

I prove it daily! Year after year, after year!

It’s Really got to suck knowing I don’t even have to scream “ I’m a Christian so I’m obviously a good person!”

Hell I’m not even stupid enough to buy an srt so people really think I’m important!

See ya!