Tag: truck

Best it gets…..

by RoachKiller

In the dark with no vacuum…..

Best it’s looked since the last time I went in for service…..

Won’t make the bed until after service! Even checked for beer and drugs under the bunk! As that’s what that email said you and the slackers were planning to do in retaliation for working hard…..

I also need to dump my 2 bags of winter clothes at the house next time!

No beer, no drugs but I did find a cute kitten under my truck….. for reals!

Oh and look what I found under the pile of jackets in the passenger seat! Bwoop bwoop!

That driver…..

by RoachKiller

I just saw again back at the loves tonight! I remember you, you were that mentally unstable driver who tried talking my ear off at the loves in lodie ca A while back!

I remember you well! 1 you wouldn’t shut the fuck up and 2 you brought in a hand trolly filled with plastic containers!

All filled with stuff to make a life sized model of your dying dad! If I remember correctly, he was dying of butt cancer and you were gunna build a new one before he passed?

I remember I was fucking happy as a clam when the burger princess at that Carl’s Jr yelled out my name for my order!

Only reason it took this long to remember you is, back in lodie. You had recently shaved your head. Now your hair is longer….. but that facial recognition Rolodex in my head finally flipped to the batshit crazy section, and there you were….

Yea, your fucking nuts, brah…..