I’ve been thinking…..

About my plan of attack for single life. For dating in the future, finding someone else to spend my time with so to speak..

I’m sure I’ll do the let’s go out for coffee bullshit for potential suitors I don’t know. Ones I do know, I guarantee they’ll be getting a nice slab of steak from my favorite kitchen……

Honestly, I don’t even think I’ll have to go that far. Or even have to take that much time……

Starting to figure…..

Out why I had no problems letting my single man/ studio hoard build up?

That’s the coffee counter! If I want coffee I have to move her hoard! That is if she didn’t give away this machine too! I think see it in the back there…..

Considering my coffee ninja she had no problems giving away!

Yea I don’t feel sorry for being a lazy pig! I learned from the best!

Seriously though, I asked years ago that when the trash can isn’t completely full. Yall please put at least 1 of those trash bags filled with Xmas wrapping paper from Xmas gone by in there!

5 years later, every one of those bags of used Xmas paper is still sitting right behind the trash can!