Tag: road trolls

Oh my God……

by RoachKiller

The road trolls have been reduced to sending the old lesbians who make very poor choices in eyeglass wear!

When you see that you know, they are scraping the bottom of the barrel……

You princess’s….

by RoachKiller

Ready to go or do we have to wait for you to call your mommy and daddy to get there permission first?

Cus we all know, they will spank and ground you if you’re not back for dinner on time…..

Perfect example…..

by RoachKiller

Of the moronic ignorance of my road trolls!

The load I was on you have 2 routes you can take! The short route is over 2 passes and winding mountain roads!

The route that’s 16 miles longer has zero mountain passes but city traffic. So I decided on the city route cus I’ll be hitting it after rush hour!

So I’m cruising along at 0200 minding my own business. Trying to figure out if the tracking on this trailer I’m pulling has gotten worse? Or ifs exactly the same and I’m just tired?

The next thing I know, there is a cop back behind me. Lights on and he is screaming down the freeway! He blows by and here comes 2 more! In total I’m seeing about 10 state troopers all going different directions on the freeway!

Then out of no where. This blacked out Chevy Camaro, ( it was black and had no lights on! ) comes from no where. Cuts in front of me, after almost plowing the car in the lane next to me!

I flip on my jigaboo and yell. “ there he is, we got us a blacked out Camaro moving at a high rate of speed past the 108! Watch out Costco you won’t see him!

Then of course the cops go flying by etc!

You know what my road trolls says on the cb? Yup you guessed it! “ you really need to shut up!”

I kid ye not!

That’s the perfect example of the stupid I deal with!

Anyhoot, trailer dropped! You ready to roll princess?

So how is……

by RoachKiller

Trying to rationalize and monetize your illegal activities? But it is nice to know that in this world, there are plenty of people to fill those positions as convenience, store, clerks, gas station attendants with the occasional mixed in waiter!

Unfortunately, I missed the 444444 so I posted the second best…..

What is wrong with you…..

by RoachKiller

Stopped to take care of some business at a closed mall tonight! Lo and behold a road troll stopped to “ check on me!” that was after several of his low rent buddies drove by…..

Roflmao! You fucking tards just never stop with the stupid do you? He explained to me he just quit Crete after 20 years! Yea so? I’ve been here 23 years and never fucking scene you before in my life!

How the last 2 years here were “ rough!” Yea so, life sucks for us all!

All I know is I was making up whatever the fuck I could, to get this bald headed moron to go away!

That way I could restart my log book in peace and get to my delivery!

Your batch of stupid never stops…..

As I’ve said a million times before, “ you can’t fight stupid…..” once you take one out they have hundreds to replace them…..”

I was saddened…..

by RoachKiller

To see one of your higher quality than me drivers with his feathers in a ruffle! My guess it was due to the fact I was here to pick up a load.

Can you believe the audacity of stupid people? I mean other than the fact I smiled at his batch of stupid. I could give 2 shits about him or what he is doing!

By no means would I ever get in my car and troll that poor pathetic pile of human fecal matter!

Now if I happened to drive by on my time off I most definitely would have thrown him the west coaster gangsta sign of www.roach.es!

Evan as a guitar player throwing that gang sign is still difficult! Especially the dot!

Anyhoot, time to roll and spend as much time just doing my thing. As me just doing my thing pisses people like you off!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Amen!

Fyi it’s really fucking hot here. And after yesterday’s fly kills! I can definetly say I’m a professional fly hunter!

So sad to see…..

by RoachKiller

Another old man who can’t dress himself in privacy like all the other normal humans of society!

No You, you have to walk thru the parking lot with your pants undone, trying so desperately to tuck that wanna be cowboy shirt into your pants.

All while your tidy whiteies are showing your skid stains and your tiny pecker is exposed for all to see!

What? Did you think you were around your herd of sheep? no, we be civilized folk here….

( side note, you know he fucks those sheep, right? )

Seriously man!

by RoachKiller

That dude I talked about in a previous post really used a code to access my shower door! Whether it was a truck stop master code or what I don’t know!

I do know I was seriously contemplating leaving the deadbolt unlatched so when that little cunt hit the code. He would have walked in on some serious party time action!

I’m sitting here now regretting that I didn’t! Cus I guarantee when I got done. it would have pretty much ended this intimidation shit these low rent road trolls are attempting!

Like I said, that Petro had no security cameras in that shower hallway…. With plenty of open shower doors to dump his unconscious carcass in…..

I mean what’s he gunna tell the cops?

Eventually…… I will have justice!

Just a bit……

by RoachKiller

Of fun! Yesterday, I was only flipped off once by somebody going the other way. Today, I was flipped off by three different people all going the other way!

Since it is a holiday and the princess’s get bored when they’re not doing anything, I figure what the hell. Let’s get them all frenzied!

Might as well get those cunts into a frenzy, get their asses outside away from abusing their spouses and kids for those who still have them! . I mean, most of them have lost custody of their kids, right, Right, right?

So if tomorrow goes the same way, I will definitely be getting those cunts into a frenzy again! Hell who knows, probably be able to get a couple of them squirt

So see ya

Awwwww…..

by RoachKiller

So what do you think? Is my acting getting good? I tried it out on my tattoo artist at my last appointment!

He said “ he came home and someone had broken into his place!”

I tried real hard to look scared and before he even finished telling me what happened. I turned and said, “ wasn’t me, I was on the road! I got proof!”

Hopefully I looked worried enough that I passed the “ suspicious, worried, uh oh” phase!

Roflmao! He then proceeded to tell me a severely autistic girl had crawled into his house why they were gone! 😉

Why did I act like that? I’ve been practicing for future times when I actually know what’s going on but have to pretend I don’t!

Example, I picked up a trailer Monday that had a slashed tire! Not bad enough I couldn’t take it to the repair shop. Bad enough I could really go that far!

After I noticed that I continued on with my pre trip and noticed once again my lower marker lights don’t work! ( shocked look on my face )

Now this isn’t a new thing! It’s been happening on many trailers I have picked up the last few months!

Those who don’t know, the newer led bulbs are no long non polarized! You actually have to plug positive to positive, negative to negative!

So what these low rent cunts are doing, hold on why I roll my eyes again. They are taking the time to unplug those lights and hook them up backwards! So they stop lighting! So then to fix them when you pick up the trailer. You have to unplug them and plug them back in the other way!

Unbelievably fucking low rent and low iq shit!

So when I went to get that tire replaced. I told them that marker lights didn’t work! Mainly so I have a paper record as to the bullshit I’ve been dealing with!

What was funny, was I asked the mechanic what he did! He explained he just turned the plug around! Lol

I sure hope my look of shock and confusion was good enough…..

Thanks Jeff for letting me practice this new technic on you! 🙂

Wow……

by RoachKiller

Today is a good day for road troll spotting! Seeing quite a few repeat offenders, quite a few people I recognize. Oddly wouldn’t you know they’re either in front or behind a company truck…..

It’s almost as bad as it is in Kansas! A bunch of poor princesses with nothing else to do, but to actually go out in their own vehicles and fuck with truck drivers!

Can you imagine the mental health issues associated with these fuckers? Like previously said there is a motherfucking doctoral psychology thesis in these people!

Keep your eye on the basic gray, SRT Dodge Durango and the geezer with the white beard in the orange Kona…..

Poor bastards are repeat offenders…..

I’m confused…..

by RoachKiller

Y’all keep telling me you’re independently wealthy! So why are yall so concerned with what I’m doing?

See your story never quit adds up! If you were doing anywhere as close to as good as you say you’re doing!

You wouldn’t give a rats ass as to what me or anyone else is doing! Unless, god forbid y’all are lying and you’re not doing as good as you say……

I mean when I’m bored I sure the fuck ain’t getting in my car to go out and troll truck drivers! Oddly, ones who all seem to be doing better than me! ( or you in this example! )

Oh and trolling truck drivers, no matter how much better they are doing than you. Is highly illegal! Don’t worry, if you think I’m joking or law enforcement won’t do anything about it!

You better buckle up……

So the moral of the story? Y’all are fucking morons….

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Cus cunts like y’all are gunna need the help!

What do you…

by RoachKiller

Think powers, the road trolls? I have recognized several today.

Right before my pick up I was making a left-hand turn sitting at the light. A black man in a white Ford pick up truck drives by, does the over smile and flips me off!

I’ve never seen this negros black finger nor the black man it was attached to. So what do you think powers these people? Is it greed, jealousy, or fucking stupidity?

I’m just gonna go about the rest of my day. Mind my own business do my own thing! See ya I’m out of here……

Hause…..

by RoachKiller

The company road trolls are putting on the exact same show they have been doing the last 23 years I’ve worked here!

Long before smart phones, blogs and all the rest of the bullshit!

Same show, different batch of stupid, added bonus, atleast it’s a different day!