by RoachKiller Another old man who can’t dress himself in privacy like all the other normal humans of society!
No You, you have to walk thru the parking lot with your pants undone, trying so desperately to tuck that wanna be cowboy shirt into your pants.
All while your tidy whiteies are showing your skid stains and your tiny pecker is exposed for all to see!
What? Did you think you were around your herd of sheep? no, we be civilized folk here….
( side note, you know he fucks those sheep, right? )
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by RoachKiller Ready to roll? Or are you busy trolling your fellow drivers…..
by RoachKiller That dude I talked about in a previous post really used a code to access my shower door! Whether it was a truck stop master code or what I don’t know!
I do know I was seriously contemplating leaving the deadbolt unlatched so when that little cunt hit the code. He would have walked in on some serious party time action!
I’m sitting here now regretting that I didn’t! Cus I guarantee when I got done. it would have pretty much ended this intimidation shit these low rent road trolls are attempting!
Like I said, that Petro had no security cameras in that shower hallway…. With plenty of open shower doors to dump his unconscious carcass in…..
I mean what’s he gunna tell the cops?
Eventually…… I will have justice!
by RoachKiller Of fun! Yesterday, I was only flipped off once by somebody going the other way. Today, I was flipped off by three different people all going the other way!
Since it is a holiday and the princess’s get bored when they’re not doing anything, I figure what the hell. Let’s get them all frenzied!
Might as well get those cunts into a frenzy, get their asses outside away from abusing their spouses and kids for those who still have them! . I mean, most of them have lost custody of their kids, right, Right, right?
So if tomorrow goes the same way, I will definitely be getting those cunts into a frenzy again! Hell who knows, probably be able to get a couple of them squirt
So see ya
by RoachKiller So what do you think? Is my acting getting good? I tried it out on my tattoo artist at my last appointment!
He said “ he came home and someone had broken into his place!”
I tried real hard to look scared and before he even finished telling me what happened. I turned and said, “ wasn’t me, I was on the road! I got proof!”
Hopefully I looked worried enough that I passed the “ suspicious, worried, uh oh” phase!
Roflmao! He then proceeded to tell me a severely autistic girl had crawled into his house why they were gone! 😉
Why did I act like that? I’ve been practicing for future times when I actually know what’s going on but have to pretend I don’t!
Example, I picked up a trailer Monday that had a slashed tire! Not bad enough I couldn’t take it to the repair shop. Bad enough I could really go that far!
After I noticed that I continued on with my pre trip and noticed once again my lower marker lights don’t work! ( shocked look on my face )
Now this isn’t a new thing! It’s been happening on many trailers I have picked up the last few months!
Those who don’t know, the newer led bulbs are no long non polarized! You actually have to plug positive to positive, negative to negative!
So what these low rent cunts are doing, hold on why I roll my eyes again. They are taking the time to unplug those lights and hook them up backwards! So they stop lighting! So then to fix them when you pick up the trailer. You have to unplug them and plug them back in the other way!
Unbelievably fucking low rent and low iq shit!
So when I went to get that tire replaced. I told them that marker lights didn’t work! Mainly so I have a paper record as to the bullshit I’ve been dealing with!
What was funny, was I asked the mechanic what he did! He explained he just turned the plug around! Lol
I sure hope my look of shock and confusion was good enough…..
Thanks Jeff for letting me practice this new technic on you! 🙂
by RoachKiller Today is a good day for road troll spotting! Seeing quite a few repeat offenders, quite a few people I recognize. Oddly wouldn’t you know they’re either in front or behind a company truck…..
It’s almost as bad as it is in Kansas! A bunch of poor princesses with nothing else to do, but to actually go out in their own vehicles and fuck with truck drivers!
Can you imagine the mental health issues associated with these fuckers? Like previously said there is a motherfucking doctoral psychology thesis in these people!
Keep your eye on the basic gray, SRT Dodge Durango and the geezer with the white beard in the orange Kona…..
Poor bastards are repeat offenders…..
by RoachKiller Y’all keep telling me you’re independently wealthy! So why are yall so concerned with what I’m doing?
See your story never quit adds up! If you were doing anywhere as close to as good as you say you’re doing!
You wouldn’t give a rats ass as to what me or anyone else is doing! Unless, god forbid y’all are lying and you’re not doing as good as you say……
I mean when I’m bored I sure the fuck ain’t getting in my car to go out and troll truck drivers! Oddly, ones who all seem to be doing better than me! ( or you in this example! )
Oh and trolling truck drivers, no matter how much better they are doing than you. Is highly illegal! Don’t worry, if you think I’m joking or law enforcement won’t do anything about it!
You better buckle up……
So the moral of the story? Y’all are fucking morons….
Praise sweet baby Jesus! Cus cunts like y’all are gunna need the help!
by RoachKiller Think powers, the road trolls? I have recognized several today.
Right before my pick up I was making a left-hand turn sitting at the light. A black man in a white Ford pick up truck drives by, does the over smile and flips me off!
I’ve never seen this negros black finger nor the black man it was attached to. So what do you think powers these people? Is it greed, jealousy, or fucking stupidity?
I’m just gonna go about the rest of my day. Mind my own business do my own thing! See ya I’m out of here……
by RoachKiller The company road trolls are putting on the exact same show they have been doing the last 23 years I’ve worked here!
Long before smart phones, blogs and all the rest of the bullshit!
Same show, different batch of stupid, added bonus, atleast it’s a different day!
by RoachKiller Batch of stupid ready to roll princess?
I recommend the Coke zero orange cream. I don’t recommend the doctor pecker, strawberry and cream as it’s far too sweet for me……
by RoachKiller That is stupid ready to roll princess?
I recommend the Coke zero orange cream. I don’t recommend the doctor pecker, strawberry and cream as it’s far too sweet for me……
by RoachKiller All That is stupid ready to roll princess?
I recommend the Coke zero orange cream. I don’t recommend the doctor pecker, strawberry and cream as it’s far to sweet for me……
by RoachKiller Y’all stopped being trolls and grew the fuck up! Maybe y’all would be doing better in your jobs and life!
Hang tight, your second wife is calling to bitch about you again…..
by RoachKiller Pretty princess’s ready to roll? I see you are in your personal vehicles! So I’m guessing no!
Considering one of you ignorant assholes is driving by with your head shaking side to side. while I’m guessing your ignorant boyfriend behind you in another car is shaking his head up and down….
You low rents really need to get your stories and head movements straight…..
by RoachKiller With three more chins under the seconde on and short hair. Driving by flipping you off. that’s what I witnessed a few days ago in Kansas…..
by RoachKiller Pay attention to what’s going by the other way! you’ll notice the exact same thing I am! My recommendation keep your eyes out for the smiley ones in their personal vehicles ! They’re the ones that are gonna fucking hit you and waiting for the opportunity to drop a dime on you!
Most of all, I guarantee you’re gonna recognize a few of them! Nothing paranoid about it, pay attention and you’ll notice shit!
I mean, I just got flipped off by a fat guy with four chins going the other way in a little red Toyota! But just so happened to be in front of another company truck. Which by the way was followed by I counted three maybe four of the smiling Road trolls!
But remember, if you recognize any of them, you can use that to your advantage at a later day…..
by RoachKiller Are you raging Cunts doing today? Is troll life kicking your ass?
by RoachKiller The slackers are back to using social media to troll! Roflmao!
I feel so bad for these people! I really do! Year after year they spend trolling, yet the only reward they are getting is a comment or post from me, acknowledging there lack of iq with a hint of their stupidity!
Just enough comments or posts it keeps themselves in business……
I truly love being that fucking important…..
by RoachKiller The increased road trolls Ive seen since picking up this load are, ( large gasp) fellow employees do ya?
Cus we all know, as proven from past experience, slackers have to stick together…..