Tag: road trolls

I feel so sad……

by RoachKiller

For these people. They’re shitty truck drivers, they are shitty people and all they can do is try to bring everyone else down to there sub human level…..

They think their way of thinking is the only way to think! When in reality that is what is keeping them at the basement level

Always they have pathetic selfish reasons they are doing it. The best part is when they claim to be God fearing people.

I know of no God that would accept your behavior into the kingdom of heaven. Your behavior would be acceptable in the kingdom of hell! that, according to your very own Bible that I’m sure you’ve never read…..

You’re selfish, greedy and incompetent! all things Satan himself admires.……

you people reading this that are not truck drivers. I’m sure you too can transfer all of this over to people in your line at your work at your school…….

Trolls slackers and posers are everywhere and they got nothing better to do than to fuck with you!

What is wrong……

by RoachKiller

With you fucking hoe bags merging? Is your Lu Lululemon‘s too tight? Is that spandex top You’re wearing compressing your boobs into your fucking heart slowing down your heart rate? then in turn not leaving you with enough blood going to your brain?

This is the second hoe bag in two weeks who panicked at the end of the on ramp!

I see you, I got nowhere to go. I back out of it. What do you do? You panic, slow down when I’m slowing down. You speed up when I’m speeding up. In the end, you end up having to slam on your brakes to avoid sideswiping me. Then you have the balls to call and complain that I almost drove you off the road!

My recommendation, you whores need to learn how to fucking drive! Especially around big trucks! Otherwise you’re gonna end up being one of those fucking idiots. We hear about on the nightly news……

Fucking idiots!

Then to top it off, you drive-by with your fucking phone in your hand!

I’ll bet you…..

by RoachKiller

If I dangled a freshly filled thc vape in front of her and said it can be yours if you take your car to the repair shop!

She would fly to get her car fixed! I have told her 3 times + I have the money to get her car fixed all she has to do is have the repair shop call me!

Been almost a year! You got 2 months before insurance won’t pay anymore!

I got an idea! How about when I take my car in to be repaired, you can the same and they will be fixed together! Awwww!

Even the fucking rental car is covered by insurance! Jesus Christ lady, lay off the dope and get shit done!

The geriatric who backed into my car at Home Depot! No insurance, handed me an expired and fake id card as a license and promised me the world if I didn’t call the cops!

I’m thinking I was completely justified in getting out of my car and screaming to the dumb mother fucker, “ what the fuck is wrong with you? You dumb mother fucker?

But I digress, drugs are bad people! Drugs are bad! Remember that the next time you deal with dumb mother fuckers like the guy who hit my car…..

By the way the cops name was Ashley and she had a cool tattoo sleeve!

Oh and by the way! It was just 2 weeks ago I texted her to take her car in for repair! Bummer dude! She still hasn’t replied!

Man, oh man…

by RoachKiller

The road trolls are out in force today!

Its like there mommy and daddy are punishing them for being fucking stupid…..

And they ain’t smart enough to figure it out!

How cool is that…..

by RoachKiller

Was pulling out of where I just delivered! Hopped on this shitty 2 lane surface road and vamoosed!

While I was cruising we done saw not 1 but 3 ladies all driving with their butthole mouths in full swing!

I wonder if that’s why that unmarked cop car was following you 3?

Either way they can’t top yesterday! I done saw me some massive naked boobies driving by in a Tesla! I was literally impressed! Nice tits lady!

Oh my God……

by RoachKiller

The road trolls have been reduced to sending the old lesbians who make very poor choices in eyeglass wear!

When you see that you know, they are scraping the bottom of the barrel……

You princess’s….

by RoachKiller

Ready to go or do we have to wait for you to call your mommy and daddy to get there permission first?

Cus we all know, they will spank and ground you if you’re not back for dinner on time…..

Perfect example…..

by RoachKiller

Of the moronic ignorance of my road trolls!

The load I was on you have 2 routes you can take! The short route is over 2 passes and winding mountain roads!

The route that’s 16 miles longer has zero mountain passes but city traffic. So I decided on the city route cus I’ll be hitting it after rush hour!

So I’m cruising along at 0200 minding my own business. Trying to figure out if the tracking on this trailer I’m pulling has gotten worse? Or ifs exactly the same and I’m just tired?

The next thing I know, there is a cop back behind me. Lights on and he is screaming down the freeway! He blows by and here comes 2 more! In total I’m seeing about 10 state troopers all going different directions on the freeway!

Then out of no where. This blacked out Chevy Camaro, ( it was black and had no lights on! ) comes from no where. Cuts in front of me, after almost plowing the car in the lane next to me!

I flip on my jigaboo and yell. “ there he is, we got us a blacked out Camaro moving at a high rate of speed past the 108! Watch out Costco you won’t see him!

Then of course the cops go flying by etc!

You know what my road trolls says on the cb? Yup you guessed it! “ you really need to shut up!”

I kid ye not!

That’s the perfect example of the stupid I deal with!

Anyhoot, trailer dropped! You ready to roll princess?

So how is……

by RoachKiller

Trying to rationalize and monetize your illegal activities? But it is nice to know that in this world, there are plenty of people to fill those positions as convenience, store, clerks, gas station attendants with the occasional mixed in waiter!

Unfortunately, I missed the 444444 so I posted the second best…..

What is wrong with you…..

by RoachKiller

Stopped to take care of some business at a closed mall tonight! Lo and behold a road troll stopped to “ check on me!” that was after several of his low rent buddies drove by…..

Roflmao! You fucking tards just never stop with the stupid do you? He explained to me he just quit Crete after 20 years! Yea so? I’ve been here 23 years and never fucking scene you before in my life!

How the last 2 years here were “ rough!” Yea so, life sucks for us all!

All I know is I was making up whatever the fuck I could, to get this bald headed moron to go away!

That way I could restart my log book in peace and get to my delivery!

Your batch of stupid never stops…..

As I’ve said a million times before, “ you can’t fight stupid…..” once you take one out they have hundreds to replace them…..”

I was saddened…..

by RoachKiller

To see one of your higher quality than me drivers with his feathers in a ruffle! My guess it was due to the fact I was here to pick up a load.

Can you believe the audacity of stupid people? I mean other than the fact I smiled at his batch of stupid. I could give 2 shits about him or what he is doing!

By no means would I ever get in my car and troll that poor pathetic pile of human fecal matter!

Now if I happened to drive by on my time off I most definitely would have thrown him the west coaster gangsta sign of www.roach.es!

Evan as a guitar player throwing that gang sign is still difficult! Especially the dot!

Anyhoot, time to roll and spend as much time just doing my thing. As me just doing my thing pisses people like you off!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Amen!

Fyi it’s really fucking hot here. And after yesterday’s fly kills! I can definetly say I’m a professional fly hunter!

So sad to see…..

by RoachKiller

Another old man who can’t dress himself in privacy like all the other normal humans of society!

No You, you have to walk thru the parking lot with your pants undone, trying so desperately to tuck that wanna be cowboy shirt into your pants.

All while your tidy whiteies are showing your skid stains and your tiny pecker is exposed for all to see!

What? Did you think you were around your herd of sheep? no, we be civilized folk here….

( side note, you know he fucks those sheep, right? )

Seriously man!

by RoachKiller

That dude I talked about in a previous post really used a code to access my shower door! Whether it was a truck stop master code or what I don’t know!

I do know I was seriously contemplating leaving the deadbolt unlatched so when that little cunt hit the code. He would have walked in on some serious party time action!

I’m sitting here now regretting that I didn’t! Cus I guarantee when I got done. it would have pretty much ended this intimidation shit these low rent road trolls are attempting!

Like I said, that Petro had no security cameras in that shower hallway…. With plenty of open shower doors to dump his unconscious carcass in…..

I mean what’s he gunna tell the cops?

Eventually…… I will have justice!