I am not…..

A grandpa yet! I have about 2 months before my status as a “ secondary dad in training “ status is officially turned into grandpa status!

Please allow me some privacy in this difficult time to adjust to the name and status change!

I will also need time to prepare to not remember wich is wich! So my hunt for the “ hello my name is” shirt stickers is in high gear!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Hail Satan! Ali Alah ahkbar! Boba fet is god….. etc etc….

Awwwww…..

The White Castle is definitely working its colon blow magic! Praise Jesus!

On a good note, my daughter called me today to give me the low down on my future grandkids! Bwoop bwoop!

1 will be a boy! While the other will be a boy! Fraternal twins! Both looking healthy and complete! Oddly, it also sounds like they have all the proper chromosomes! ( figure that one out poser! )

I am an excited future grandpa! Already explaining that I will babysit any time! I do not wipe butts though! ( except in extreme emergencies! ) That’s grandmas gig!

I am still hoping a 3rd baby sack will be found so I can say “ ha, told ya so!” 😉

Most of all, I’m looking forward to doting the future mom with everything her dad can give!

Love ya Les!