I’m bragging…..

I would like to introduce you to my 2 grandsons! William on the left and Clark on the right!

All fingers, toes and chromosomes accounted for!

From what I’m hearing the guy on the right is going to be the hellion! While the guy on the left is gunna be like my daughter! Laid back and plots his next kill…… 😉

Photo redacted at request of parents!

Oh and that is the car seat system I bought them! The daughter says it’s awesome! She doesn’t have to take them out of the car seats to put them on the double stroller…..

Here’s the link

https://a.co/d/0xNZVx7

No no no…..

I told you, the ladies love it when you stretch like this! Not that god pose shit! Pose like this and I promise the ladies will come running!

Yea I have been putting the babies in funny situations! 🙂 oddly that little baby has some serious muscle definition! I’ve already tatted up his arms once with poop emoji’s! He looks spectacular with them! As his arms literally already have definition…..

You should see the pics I did in photoshop! His brother is now baby terminator! The good one with Arnold…..

As these accused are…

Are under age, their identities have been hidden! defendant 1.2 was the initial trouble maker to the scene! He did the breaking and entering! Defendant 1.1, the bigger one was the muscles of the operation!

Yet when defendant 1.2 broke in. Defendant 1.1 got scared and beat up defendant 1.2! So other than a picked baby gate and some minor bruising. There really was no crime! Either way they will held in local court detention until the lawyers can agree on a sentencing term!

As to them being minors, this offense will not be on there permanent record! No criminal charges will be filed!

It will be a warning to them that crime does not pay!

They need to…..

Make this in my grandpa your grandpa! I ordered it anyway! Cus there dad won’t get it either…..

And even though my new grandkids are half Asian, half Viking and half that pesky British red coat ( my wife! ). I still had to order 2 for the twins! Makes me think of there mom! ( my daughter! ) 🙂

My son in law can be as offended as he wants! These boys are gunna look fucking cute in these…..

This is sold…..

On Amazon! Funniest onesie I found! Even though my grandkids ain’t Mexican! The juansie makes me laugh every time!

Told my daughter I was thinking about buying one for the kids! Bad idea on my part! 😉 I can still hear he screaming in my ear from here…..

Hey taco time, they stole your drink name! “ the big Juan!”

Then shoot me!

The beautiful smile of one of my grandsons! With the beautiful eye of the other!

It’s fucking killing me I can’t post a picture of the 2 boys! They are gorgeously beautiful! Man’ly style of course!

Smiles just like grandpa after a good fart and diaper dump!

NIce solid black color! Definitely future demon! 🙂

I will babysit…..

1 if I don’t have to change a diaper! I will babysit 2 only if I have a hot la nounou to help!

I am also prepared to spoil rotten 1 grandchild! Let the shock of the news of 2 incoming grandkids settle!

Once this giant smile on my face disappears we can talk!

Rumor has it…..

That one of my kids might be popping out a kid in 9 months or so!

Strange how people who spend zero time at church! Believe in zero gods! Have managed to stay morally un-corrupt!

No teenager pregnancies, no drug issues just a family of people who try to be good people and do the right thing!

Yet you Bible thumpers can’t say any of that can you?

Guess you don’t need religion to do the right thing, huh?

P.s. I already bought the guitars for my future grand kids! Les Paul’s and American strats for all….. 😉