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If the x wife will be able to buy everyone’s love this year with mass quantities of presents?
Me, everyone got 1 decent present! If it’s not good enough for ya! We’ll then return it and fuck off!
That’s probably why you didn’t get anything from me this year, huh?
( If you need a mower I found this on the neighbors corner this morning at 05:00 when I took the garbage out thinking it was Thursday….. )