What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller I have been on the road for 30 fucking years this year. When the fuck did the society of Cunt infiltrate the industry?
Maybe they’ve always been here and I just never noticed? But stupidity and cons run way to rampant in this industry!
Male or female you’re a fucking Cunt!
Maybe I just come from the school of hard work dedication and caring enough about what you do for a living, gives you pride!
The fact that you can do simple, mechanical work to save yourself time. The fact that………
by RoachKiller You really need to pull the microphone down on your Bluetooth tech support headset!
Cause when you walk by people out in public and you’re talking to yourself . You end up looking as crazy as the over smilers!
Cus I sure the fuck know you weren’t talking to me and walking away from that conversation…..
by RoachKiller Ever asked yourself, “ how did I become so fucking important to people, who until today. I never knew even existed?”
Then it hit me, I’m that fucking good at what I do! or they are that bad at what they do?
Thoughts to ponder today while watching the stupid drive by….
Oh no, so it has begun, the slow painful death of another update degrading out of the box…..
by RoachKiller Important to me….. yet fools and the stupid know no bounds…..
by RoachKiller Is how some people say sorry!
by RoachKiller Here In the keys! The only reason they sent me here was cus they knew I would get a million mini skeeters in my truck!
The most dangerously annoying skeeters!
Ones that with one fail swoop will drink 1000 times their body weight in your blood! To the point they can barely fly….
Yes I have The Beach Boys song stuck in my head!
by RoachKiller Like I said just watching the show…..
by RoachKiller Is what I deal with! Try #2….. I’m thinking someone’s got some serious fucking issues….
by RoachKiller Seam to love taking pictures of me! I have decided to add a new category to this blog called, “ cunts of the country!”
Come follow me around, you just might make it on here…..
by RoachKiller When all the important people agreed, “ we will see where they take this?”
Excellent idea, cus as we speak they of course thinking they won’t get caught! Are taking it over confidently far!
So kick back, watch the show and remember good girls get to ride my dick while bad girls are stuck with that pile of shit they call their baby daddy!
by RoachKiller Jellyz!
by RoachKiller I really have no idea how I pull this shit off! They dh me from a completely different direction than the actual directions! I use the gps as they tell me it’s truck safe! Roflmao!
Um yea, some how I pulled getting here without hitting anything! Don’t ask me how, but I did! According to the elogs gps it was all truck route safe!
Um yea, I’ll never do that shit again!
by RoachKiller Interesting! Had to stop and get a snack at the truckstop and there were two people other than the clerk there! there was a gomer pile who was stuffing shit in his pants and a redheaded woman with a pink pussy octopus tattoo on her leg and one of those fucked up nose rings in her nose.
I didn’t think anything of it but when the redheaded lady saw the dude, who was stuffing his pants with merchandise. she got superduper fucking nervous. Why do you think that was? Like she started shaking nervous?
I know these dudes out here are some serious piles of shit. But she could’ve easily taken that dude by slitting his throat with her finger nails! I mean, that’s exactly what I thought I would do if he started something!
I’m serious. She looked visibly shaken after seeing that dude! Just a mixed breed Mexican short hair wearing A pollo shirt. stealing shit from the truckstop, typical half breed dude.!
God dammit, now I wanna know the fucking story….
by RoachKiller The show! My oh my what a show it is…..
Y’all are working hard for this one…..
FYI, I do believe I saw that female laundry natzi from Wilmer…..
You know, the one whose panties ended up in my washer and in tribute to her cuntyism I hung those bitches from my cb antenna until they finally fell off…..
by RoachKiller And you putos that had your paycheck stolen off your EFS cards. My one question is this, were you using the EFS app on your peoplenet?
There is a reason I have a special Work Phone that I use for personal work stuff! Once you put that data into the peoplenet.
Any one of these cunts out here will, then also have access to it! Especially if their key fits your truck…..
by RoachKiller Don’t worry, they fucked up that one too. Can you not adjust your logs? Does it just give you that basic three portion screen? summary, HOS, and navigation?
Well, don’t fret you will need to stop and click on driving I believe. As I just automatically go to settings every time they do a update.
But this one you click on one of those buttons and it will take you to the settings to turn on loader, L O A D E R!
And then you’ll see a shit load of little green dots with a whole shit load of little names that you’ll never understand what they mean! Scroll down to where it says loader, make that dot green!
Wammo, your pile of shit once again will be a working pile of shit!
Have you ever noticed that when you rely on Christians to do their jobs! shit like this happens all the fucking time……
Praise sweet baby Jesus covered in barbecue sauce on a bed of Boudin…..
by RoachKiller But I require a dry pucker…..
by RoachKiller They are doing everything they can to get caught!
Next to actually walking up to the cops or my lawyers and saying, “ hi, we are the group of people who have been harassing and stealing from this guy!”
All because he can do what we can’t!
Well that and they are just sure they can get to my 9 bitcoin…..
Oddly, they ain’t smart enough to realize, they is barking up the wrongs tree!
What’s even funnier is if they would have followed along with easyravioli when I started it. They wouldn’t be trying so hard to steal what I got! They instead would have their own…..
But I digress, slackers will be slackers!
P.s. you can’t fight stupid! Remember that! Save yourself the headache!
by RoachKiller Y’all given any thought to what you want your headstones to say?
by RoachKiller I have pirogi disease…..