Category: Road Life

A pile of shit like you, always will!

Troll life is rolling you fuckers harder than a steam roller, rolling over a bad batch of Gibson S series guitars!

God damn, I’ll pray to your god for you,,,..

A penis in an Ennis truck…..

That SAIA and I almost died going into a construction zone because the Cunt in the newer Orange KW wasn’t paying attention. He had to hit the shoulder because he ran out of room to stop.

Which in turn started a chain reaction behind him…… does it make you all feel good to know?

Cause we all know your greed and jealousy put you on some seriously fucked up situations with sad moral complications…..

I’m supposed to eww and ahh and yell “ how scary!”

Bruh? i’ve been to that place many many many times before. I know if you go on a Sunday they’re almost really really bored. So if you walk in with a good attitude, they almost always load you early if the product is ready.

So because I am a super Duper awesome dude. They loaded me early. So let’s get on down the road before We get too tired and have to pull off and stop for the night.

So there you go. The life of a truck driver……

My bad, the life of a really good fucking truck, driver……

Realize they have to shit in an outhouse in this 80 degree heat. Open the door and exclaim, “ yay I’m the first to poop in it!”

So other than the fact you’re trying not to poop with friends. It’s not that bad of an experience! No bad smells, no flies, no splash back….. just sweat and tears pooring down…..

The trashdom that is Wally world! Not only are the stores entertaining in themselves. But now the DCS have become just as enter fucking taining!

I back into a hole to drop my trailer. I noticed two people talking didn’t think anything of it. Drop the trailer, walk back to the company terminal there get me some paperwork. Took a monster stinky shit in the toilet.

Walk back to my truck and now there’s two dudes standing by the docks. While another guy in an SUV is circling around them.

I don’t know what was going on. I didn’t give a shit. I just hopped in the truck and went looking for an empty. I grab an empty come to find out. It’s a piece of shit empty! I can’t take that empty so. I dropped that one back where I found it and I grab another empty, and as I’m doing that. I’ll look over and there are two sheriffs right by where those dudes were talking?

I don’t know what the fuck is up! all I know is every time I go to this specific DC. There is always a cop on grounds!

So I found a new empty, and as i was hooking to it the guy in the SUV came by. I asked him, “so what the hell was that all about? “I said every time I come here there is a sheriff back here somewhere?”

Oh it was about nothing nothing at all!

so I fucking grabbed my empty headed to the gate and I asked the security guard like what the fuck was that all about? He goes there were two drivers back there fist fighting!

I saw these two guys and that would’ve been like watching midgets fight. I mean it was fucking sad! Either way there’s never a dull moment when you go to a Wally world DC.