What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Your old lady said she’s gunna give me the delivery man, birthday surprise for this! she gunna take out her teeth and everything!
You would think my old lady would do it? Nope, she’s too busy going all schitzo and shit….
23 years, mutder fuckers! ( spoken with a bitter beer face of a woman, who took her dentures out! )
by RoachKiller By the same people in management who have put themselves and the company in the position they have put themselves in Already?
Oh yea, the company has a strict “ no retaliation “ clause!
Unless you’re one of the companies, “ special clowns!”
Let’s see how it plays out, shall we?
by RoachKiller This is the oldest piece of equipment I own! My bad, second oldest piece of equipment as my spare pigtail I acquired when I pulled doubles for starvin Marvin may!
Any hoot, I bought this shovel back in the single wide fld days here…..
That’s like 15 years old and the rust proves it! 🙂
by RoachKiller The cell phone coverage conspiracy from a person that goes nationally. Verizon is supreme up north.
Meaning they have superior coverage in the northern states. You get to places like Texas, Oklahoma, Alabama, Georgia. You have better coverage with AT&T…..
I would know because I run multiple carriers. Due to the fact that Verizon started getting a lot of dead spots in certain parts of the country. And AT&T fills in those gaps……
by RoachKiller I finally have my main phone back online! Only 3 days of no surfing or access!
As a developer I take risks! Next time I will remember my email password! 🙂
Or I won’t install an untested app onto a device I may or may not be os restoring…..
by RoachKiller If you cunts spent less time watching what I type on the internet. More time actually doing your fucking jobs!
Y’all probably wouldn’t be looking at a lawsuit know would ya?
Feel free to send me all the crypto you want! Or are yall full of shit, like usual?
If that one scares you? You can also send all the free crypto you want to this address too! Comprende’?
by RoachKiller Eye out! You’re going to get to watch video of me walking into the truck stop! Of course spitting out my beechnut before I open the door!
I was literally stalked all the way here by some Mexican cunto….
Stay tuned I’m sure it will make the slacker net soon enough!
by RoachKiller Just pulled in to bosselmans to see the who’s who of company accident prone drivers all sitting there!
All I know is I got fuel. I got the fuck out of there before one of those fucking accident prone assholes that tells me I’m not a good enough driver to drive for this company wrecks into my truck…
by RoachKiller From what I just saw from two of your whores driving the other way! You just gave me permission for open season on not only you but your family!
Bwoop bwoop! See ya!
Oh, and if you happen to know a dental hygienist that goes by the screen name Barrie? Ask her if she knows she’s wanted by the local PD down there in central Texas for identity theft……
by RoachKiller shift change time at the slaughter house! Looks like the crew that works the killing room floor is heading in…..
by RoachKiller What’s coming in the near future. So I plan on eliminating the dead weight, the ungrateful and the people who didn’t give a shit about what I was doing to get to this point.
All they gave a fuck about was that I got to this point for their own selfish gain….
So it’s time to make sure they don’t get to enjoy what I worked my motherfucking ass off to provide!
See ya!
by RoachKiller Partook in loves, free hotdogs for a week promotion!
I personally have eaten 1 lip and asshole dog everyday since I left the house…..
Buuuurp! Atleast someone is feeding us poor unfortunate souls out here…..
by RoachKiller Sub-humans ready to roll? I mean hell the show the last week has been spectacular! Maybe yall should become actors instead of truck drivers…..
I digress, y’all are sub-human so maybe welfare and homelessness is your destiny…..
by RoachKiller Is that some sort of new necrophilia dating website?
by RoachKiller Plenty more to go! I haven’t sent down any glow sticks to help light your way, yet…..
by RoachKiller At the edge of the grave you’re digging for yourselves, waving!
Am I supposed to go eww, ahhh, ohhh, eeeks?
You keep doing the same retarded shit over and over and over again……
by RoachKiller Being strangled to death with your own euro trash bedazzled pants?
Oh that would be a tough way to go out……
by RoachKiller You pretty little princesses in your four wheelers ready to go?
It might be too late for you. It’s almost night night time. Mommy said you had to be home before the street lights came on!
by RoachKiller Powered by the same batch of stupid!
Next time you and your batch of stupid play silly fucking games. I won’t be so fucking nice……
Oh, and have a nice day and don’t forget to smile…..😊
by RoachKiller I’m saving myself for a bag of burritos down on the Mexican border…..
