Category: Road Life

You really need to roll your window up! Your lips are flapping in the wind and it sounds like you’re saying something important…..

Up in it. Was that a key stroke logger you removed last night? All I know is the name of the app you removed sounded a lot like a key stroke logger?

The only question I have, is who installed the keystroke logger. And why would they install the key stroke logger? If that’s what the app was that you removed last night off of my peopleNet…..

To being a free agent! I figure if and when I become a free agent. I’ll finally be able to come in off the road and try to be a normal human being. I mean. Don’t you think 5,000,000 miles in 30 years is more than adequate?

It’s not like you know the average Joe is gonna break that record anytime soon.

But either way, I’ll be dumping my 401(k) so I don’t have to tap into my real retirement. And move the fuck on with my life.

I won’t go home and be rejected about anything. I won’t have anybody telling me. It’s my fault. I won’t have anybody blaming all their fucking problems on me. I’ll finally be able to find someone who has some form of interest in anything I’m doing!

That’s something I never had. I had an old lady who only gave a shit about herself and what her kids are doing. She didn’t give a fuck what I was doing no hey what are you doing? How’s the guitar? Hey, how’s the drive? How’s this? How’s that none of that.

I think it’s time to finally have some self happiness and find someone who actually gives a fuck about me and not what I can do for them!

As for the rest of the family, you will either fall back in place or it wasn’t meant to be, to begin with!

But what im finding is the more time passes the more her true devil horns pop out of her head and I’m finding out exactly how fucking evil she is.

Did I suspect all this stuff over the years? Yes, did I just deal with it? Yes, do I want to deal with anything anymore no!

So eventually, this will all be resolved. I’ll know what’s going on, and I can finally move on with my life and fucking be happy for once……

Praise, sweet baby Jesus, hail, Satan, Harry Krishna

Matter of fact, I’m so excited about being a free agent. I went out and bought a giant oversized chair and a console table to fill the spot where her shit use to be!

I am such a motherfucker! No wonder you’re so pissed off. I did my job again. It makes you and your buddies look really fucking shitty When I accomplish my task without hitting anything and on time.!

If I were you, I would hate me to…..

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Here come the queers again……

Question hobo Joe. You are as stupid as I said you were. You keep asking who’s stupid now?

The fact that you left a fucking digital/paper trail a mile long. The fact you highly underestimated your enemy. Proves you’re a fucking moron……

Now get your fucking skanky ass back in line with all the rest of the fucking low rents and cunts…..

https://youtu.be/eVI6c0TlM2g?si=GwrewjUS1BW2cIKY

I really fucking hate stoners that have to get high every day!

Yeah I get it, the recreational every once in a while getting baked, going out and laughing at the truck drivers at the Burns Brothers.

But people who need it every fucking day? yeah I really fucking hate those people! We would call them addicts……

How about you fuck off about calling me at 0300 to tell me to pull forward and open my doors!

Cant you see I literally just fell asleep? What’s wrong with you?