Rumor has it…..

That one of my kids might be popping out a kid in 9 months or so!

Strange how people who spend zero time at church! Believe in zero gods! Have managed to stay morally un-corrupt!

No teenager pregnancies, no drug issues just a family of people who try to be good people and do the right thing!

Yet you Bible thumpers can’t say any of that can you?

Guess you don’t need religion to do the right thing, huh?

P.s. I already bought the guitars for my future grand kids! Les Paul’s and American strats for all….. 😉

Tomarrow is….

The big day! We find out which asshole becomes president……

I let my old lady choose, so let’s see if she’s right or not. Because if she is, I’ll be five dollars richer than I was when I made the bet!

We are all……

So sad for you pookie! Your mental health has fallen so far that you’re stalking GOOD hard working folk now!

I understand your momma beat you, pimped you out to all her friends! I get that your angry that everyone else is succeeding while your falling into a deeper pit of despair and mental issues!

I’m not going to apologize for working hard to be the best I can be! I’m not going to apologize cus I can do what you can’t!

I will however start apologizing to the people you and yours continue to troll in the name of your sanity/ god / or whatever batshit crazy reason you have concocted this week! All because you and yours are incapable of doing your job and or doing it without running shit over!

I’m not driving your truck! You are! I’m the guy your newest strain of psychopathy is blaming for your problems!

I will continue to do what I do! If you don’t like it, call my lawyers! They would love to hear from you and yours…..

If not here is a link to get you and yours the much needed help you have earned!

https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/find-help

Awwwww…..

I guess Norman didn’t give up his load so I could go home! A load that he can’t pick up until Tuesday but is ready now!

A magical load that appeared out of no where, after being told the peoplenet isn’t working and that they can’t maintain answering messages on! so I was told via phone to keep in contact via phone! Roflmao!

Was Rachel telling me the truth or was this just another ploy in an attempt to piss me off? That way I’ll quit and status quo will carry on?

Will we ever know the truth? Will benson keep his job as lieutenant govna?

Update, Norman said ok and I am now headed to your house to literally FUCK the shit out of! Your old lady! She promised we would play delivery man…..

See ya!

If this hits my target…..

Of $3.25 a token! I will allow you to buy me lunch!

After speaking with Chelsea in dispatch I have been informed. ( without actually saying the word asshole! Unlike some people in dispatch! ) I am not the only asshole that works here! I was disappointed yet honored to know this! As I always try to be the best asshole I can be! Wich means being 10x better than y’all!

I was In shock to find out Chelsea is actually real! As every time I have called in when she is working. I get some lispy guy! I prefer the sound of her voice over lispy guy, but hey to each their own!

Now the real question is, will I make it home….. hey Norman, you gunna be an asshole today or what?

Who the fuck Norman is, I don’t know! But don’t be an asshole! As I am in a good mood today…..

And this is why…..

I don’t wear a mustache! I like to call it the 70’s motorcycle cop, bone smoker look!

I won’t post it but the hitler mustache looks damn good on me! Just saying…..

And yes that is a terminal shower! I was desperate to wash my ass! So I de-loused the floor and wore a full body condom…..

FYI, that is the most deloused that shower will ever be! comprende? El porfavoro……

The revolving door…..

Of drivers and personnel continues! It’s scary, the revolving door of never ending morons these companies have is amazing!

What’s even funnier is how they all expect what you got but don’t want to do the work to get it themselves…..

I guess when mommy and daddy coddled your every whim! When you received a participation trophy even though you lost!

I guess that’s what “ entitled” means! And these people are the poster children!

I also wonder how many of you female drivers have kids? I also wonder how many of you had your kids taken away by the state?

I would guess that’s the reason you are able to be Otr drivers, huh?

All these years……

And you still don’t own keithroth.com, dangerousDarren.com, drive4crete.com or even drive4Schaffer.com…..

You have managed to make me a very wealthy man with your stupidity. You just don’t know it yet.

Not to mention the countless mentally ill and seriously fucked up people you’ve led us to over the years!

So to you, I say, hahahaha you fucking morons!

Did you enjoy…..

That 40 mile back up between Fort Collins, Colorado and Denver? 20 miles of single lane from Fort Collins and then 20 miles of construction back up into Denver! I know you’re a dick so I didn’t say anything!

I would usually say something, even if you are a dick! you and yours though, are some serious low rent pricks! So I didn’t…..

I’m kinda enjoying…..

Watching this thing degrade a lot like I love, love, love watching your sanity degrade!

It’s like a reward for all my hard work while also having to deal with your psychotic billshit!

I will tell y’all now, I’ve already started looking for your new rooms at the psycho ward! I hear there going to open wavers hills back up to support the mentally infirm like yourselves! mean y’all earned it, right?

Interesting, very interestink…..

This is that Robinhood derivative offering! I broke down and dropped $5 for my old lady! As of course I think both candidates suck!

But take a moment to look at those numbers……

P.s. I am aware I have not yet set up any seo and meta data for this site! I have found a few bugs in the theme that are making me wonder if I should recode or find better!

When I decide that’s when this site will progress!