Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

I am officially…..

by RoachKiller

The last of 3 people, according to slc, who have never been to a ddc class! As I was rudely awoken this morning, telling me I have to go!

No reason why, no accidents, no tickets, just told I must go or else!

So you can imagine my anger this a.m. when I’m told I have to go but given no reason!

As for the last 23 years I have avoided any “ driving” class this company offers! As the only safety meeting I’ve ever been to was all a crock of shit that they spent damn near the entire hour flapping there lips for there liability and to spread even more company propaganda!

Now if I had been informed at any earlier date that this was just a new bullshit requirement that all drivers have to go to. I would have said, “ fuck you!” And gone to one of the 4 previous ones I was by!

No body ever notified me of this! So you can imagine how fucking pissed off I was this morning! you throw this shit at me with no explanation! Especially someone who actually shows up every day, does there fucking job and goes the fuck home!

Not one person or message has ever said, all drivers must go to a ddc class!

God damn I’m tired of these fucking people and the bullshit that’s associated with them…..

If I could find a way to get that time back and take my expertise to a company that’s worth the work! I will definitely do it!

Yup I’m still pissed off!

Oh and the load that was supposed to be ready yesterday? Yea, I came in this am to get it and they had no empties. So they never loaded it! Imagine that…..

Oh and I will take some sandpaper with me to this class and I’ll definitely let you know which has more value!

The class or wiping my ass with sandpaper…..

It’s amazing…..

by RoachKiller

This blog is supposably read by no one. Yet y’all know exactly what it says! Amazing how that works huh?

So technically the person who needs to keep their mouth shut would be y’all! Cus you’re the ones spreading this blog…..

I can honestly say…..

by RoachKiller

Y’all need to pray to your god and thank him for the purge not being legal…..

Otherwise, this story would be a whole lot different….. for you…..

Ok now I feel better! Knowing there is still a chance the purge could still become law…..

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Crossing fingers!

Now that’s funny…..

by RoachKiller

Looks like someone tried stealing fuel out of my tank last night! Looks like most of it ended up dripping down the side!

You people never fail to amaze me with your stupidity, greed and selfishness! I’m also guessing those are the very same reasons you’re stealing fuel……

But hey your Christian’s, right?

You should see what they did to the bobtail next to me! From the looks of it they tried stealing an air valve. As all the hoses connected to it were disconnected!

The toothless crackheads, when will they ever learn?

I have read…..

by RoachKiller

The entire Bible! I have read every volume of the satanic bible! Anton lavey’s version and other various penned versions!

I find that the people who say they follow either. Really don’t have a fucking clue as to what their Bible says!

So when I was penning stupidity yesterday. I came up with this acronym “ wwjfd!” What would Jesus fucking do?

So my brain is ticking and thought, hmm. Let’s compare everyday situations from both sides of the religious spectrum and let’s see wich is evil’er than the other!

Now how do I do this without showing bias? Ahhh, by using real life examples of what either side has done….

Stay tuned….

Gunna let you…..

by RoachKiller

In on a little secret! There is always someone, somewhere, struggling for something!

The majority of those struggles are self inflicted! ( how many times can you order door dash in a week before you go broke? )

Very few are real! My suggestion, live YOUR fucking life!

If you’re inclined, help those you feel need the help! Don’t help those you think don’t!

Most of all, live your fucking life!

I can think of 10 of my very own groupies who say they are struggling! Yet 1 drives a corvette and the other has 1 hell of a drug/drink addiction!

Both make decent money, employed and are able bodied people!

So you choose, listen to the self inflicted misery or live your own life! It’s all up to you!

So sad….

by RoachKiller

Was reminded today that both of my brothers we lost to the war on drugs. Recently had birthdays!

May god have mercy on their souls!

Now we await the death of there step father! I’m already setting aside some urine to spread upon his grave!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Amen!

How’s that…..

by RoachKiller

Mental health rolling y’all today?

Seriously, I so enjoy watching y’all spend literal decades trying to be important! After all that time, y’all still ain’t!

Mmm, warms my heart! Gives me goosebumps and honestly reminds me of how lucky I am to have an iq over 70…..

Dunno what…..

by RoachKiller

To tell ya? In between my personal miner and mapping. I haven’t paid for cell service in months!

I even offered up the secret code to get you free cell service every month! Nada from you!

I even offered my referral code that gets you a free month….

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This works where Verizon doesn’t!

Y’all are…..

by RoachKiller

Missing out! The literal grippy sock crew just walked into the truck stop! Wow, I feel zero sorry for y’all!

Wich reminds me all those texts I received coming out of dodge city a while back. Yea, supposably they were from torez!

I have no idea who the people in the pictures were! I do know that wasn’t torez! Any hoot, it all quickly ended when I replied to that text with, “ who the fuck are you and why the fuck do I care?”

Then that night I get a phone call at 0300 pst 0500 local, right after I had just fallen asleep! So imagine me being super pissed! Ask my dispatcher what that’s like!

There is a reason I’ve veered far away from the dope show that is you and your people! I also plan on keeping it that way…..

I wish y’all the best of luck, just acquire that luck far away from me…..

Anyone else…

by RoachKiller

Hate it when the low rents call to the world on the CB and start using your coined terms?

no my big cb did broke. I have to send it back to get a new screen. So I’m using my little unit that on a good day can hear about 2 miles.

I’m trying to figure out how the interstate is closed at exit 157? Yet exit 157 is closed at the interstate? I squelch down and I hear this lip flapping cunt using all of my fucking names or phrases!

I can appreciate his use, because more than likely it was used correctly. But it’s just the fact that even my fucking derogatory comments are being stolen by trolls! Or the trucker tarded….

Like is nothing sacred anymore? can I not call you a cockroach or a Cunt and then suddenly have 1 million people calling you the same thing? I worked hard on these phrases. I worked hard on these derogatory names.!

Why the fuck can’t you people come up with your own?

You know……

by RoachKiller

If you stop getting all up and everyone else’s business and worried about your own. maybe you wouldn’t be in the predicament you’re in now?

Next count, house arrest, then you move to the big leagues! you go to county jail then you make it to state prison, then you make it to federal prison! After that, I think they’re gonna go for the death penalty!

Feel free to work your way up the ladder! I’ll be there to cheer you on the whole way…..