by RoachKiller Make yourself paranoid? Go to Applebee’s on lazy eye night and sit directly under the major TV!
You will never know who’s staring at you and who’s looking at the TV! I would know I went on that night. It sucked!
#lazeyenight #Applebees
by RoachKiller If I wanted to cheat on my old lady. It wouldn’t be a problem! I can get pussy, it’s not an issue!
I just know it’s definitely not a good idea to add some strange to the mix right now! I have more than enough on my plate!
So until there is a resolution on this! I think it wise to just ride it out…..
I’ve never cheated on her while we were married, I won’t break that vow until it’s officially over!
( yea i know, nothing fucks with drivers heads more than someone saying they banged there old lady! Believe you me, with the psychotics I have following this blog and who are just sure I’m talking to them….. ain’t that right drunkard? )
The bitch stuck around for 31 years! I can at least show her the respect of not bangen another broad until it’s over…..
by RoachKiller My number, you know where I live! It’s all up to you…..
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
That’s all I got left to say about that…..
by RoachKiller Read the exceptions that she wrote into that restraining order did you?
I figured for stalkers you would be much more thorough on stalking me. But if you read the restraining order, there are exemptions! As long as I don’t go outside of those exemptions, I can do whatever the fuck I want……
Now, if for some reason, she feels the need to change that. Then she is in for one hell of a legal fight……
Oh yeah, they are fishing hard…..
by RoachKiller I’m not on any dating apps! I looked at one for a few days years ago! I posted about it! That shit sucked!
I have no need to be on dating apps! Hope it all works out for ya!
If you want to talk to me all you have to do is belly up to the proverbial bar and do so! If I’m in the mood I will…..
#dating
Matter of fact I remember where I installed that dating app! Nashville, so all the women I saw were from there!
Even when I become single I would never use a dating app! Evar!
by RoachKiller The old Lady moved out! She packed her shit and said she was leaving!
Then the following month I started getting new furniture. Started cleaning up the house. Started again doing yard work!
Then I get a knock from the sheriff with a restraining order. Not any restraining order but a restraining order giving her access back to the house!
My guess my daughter’s mother in law came for a week to see the grandkids and the wife had no where to stay!
So now I’m fucked, the house was set up for me. Not her! As she said she moved out! So she wasn’t hooked into the alarm, the door locks, nothing!
Here is the funny part, all she had to do was actually talk to me! I would have either set her up or given her motel money! Yet in her haste to win the divorce, she took the low road!
My guess she realized how badly she fucked up with all the shit she had done the previous months!
My guess her thc addiction and narcissistic tendencies/ control freak over took her thought process and all she could be was rejected and mad!
So unless she bellies up to the bar and actually talks or we let this ride and see where it ends up…..
I’m at the point of not being in any hurry now! Whether the divorce happens next week or 2 years from now! I could care less! I have found the path I’m going to take and time has no factor in it!
Meaning, it doesn’t have to happen today or tomorrow! I got plenty of time…..
If she wishes to expedite the process that’s all on her…..
Don’t worry lady! You don’t have to worry that I will actually tell the kids what you have done the last few months!
Unlike you, I won’t be trying to influence there opinion of you! That’s definitely something you can’t say…..
Oh it’s tough, but I’ll survive! I just wish this would have happened sooner! So like her dad, I would have had time to start over and make a new family!
One who actually gave a shit about the guy who worked his mother fucking ass off so they could have a good life…..
I’ll just chalk it off to living an actual life……
Besides, I got this shorty here who shows me unconditional love and disgust all at the same time! 😉 ( pictured above! )
by RoachKiller Fine! She is wearing herself out with all the walks we have been going on!
Averaging a couple miles a day! She’s doing great! Teeth are looking better and yes, she is still a crotchety old lady!
She barks and looks outside when she really has to potty! She will go all night with out a potty break!
She has had one accident and honestly it was my fault as she warned me ahead of time! I just didn’t understand what she was trying to tell me!
She scared off a murder of crows, 3 black guys an old man walking in the parking lot and loves watching the dudes pee in the bathroom! She however is not a fan of the poop noises they make!
She saw her first lightning bug, and is over all doing very good!
She prefers that bed! It has been moved all around the truck! By her of course! Most of all she still loves sleeping just on the floor next to wherever you are sitting…..
Oh and today was a new record! She pooped 3 times each per walk! So she managed to pinch a loaf 9 times today!
You know as well as I do, they were all tiny turds but a turd is a turd…..
by RoachKiller After the never ending supply of fucked up trailers I have have been forced to pick up. Ones your high quality drivers left for someone else to deal with.
You people have the balls to accuse me of dropping a trailer with a flat tire! It always amazes me!
Hey the driver that dropped that trailer I was forced to pick up. With 4 flat tires and another 4 tires filled with nails and bolts. Did you accuse him to?
Then you tell me you want me to be part of this “ test drive “ of new trucks but sacrifice my privacy rights to do so? Fuck you!
I can definitely see why you have 10 new hires here this week…..
by RoachKiller The last few days have been a trial of her acceptance of me and her new lifestyle! It’s been in the 90’s here! We have been stuck sitting in a room while she is stuck sleeping in her crate!
She is doing killer! Yet she is definitely not happy she can’t climb on the bed without my help!
Welp, it’s dinner time! See ya, slackers!
by RoachKiller Can only figure out a way to crawl in there with her! It really looks so comfy and I’m so tired of sitting here…..
It’s the equivalent of laundry day! Clean house, bed!
by RoachKiller I’m finally normal…..
The whole fucking reason I bought this watch…. Well this and blood pressure!
by RoachKiller Is there anything funnier than watching an entire group of people burn their bridges, dig their own graves or even watch them walk closer to falling into that abyss…..
What I’m loving is how every time they are caught red handed they still say, “ it wasn’t me!” or how they are constantly trying to pass the buck so to speak…..
Any hoot, enough about the workplace harassment crew.
Day 7 of doggy daycare Has begun! As she is cranky as fuck today!
by RoachKiller I never realized how much this dog loves to people watch! Her first visit to a subway and all she did was watch people!
Oddly with as much curiosity as I do at the mall! It’s really quite interesting watching this girl work….
Not to mention do you know how many hotties commented on how cute she is?
Hell keeping the dog might be a better deal than keeping the house…..
Especially with the kind of hotties she’s pulling my way! 😉
by RoachKiller Of Doggy daycare! Due to the food switch, we are now seeing the results! I figure a few more days and she should be poppen baby turds again!
She is doing unexpectedly good! I now also know when she stares at me and whines! She is telling me she really, really, really has to potty! 🙂
The aggravation is slowly wearing off as we are kinda understanding each other slowly!
Sit and stay are going to be a fight!
As to how this wasn’t already taught to her? I dunno……
The final donated part of lasko has been tossed! We are cooking with fire now….
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by RoachKiller It’s hilarious! I’m not leaving pup pup in the truck when I go inside. We get the usual comments from the ladies. When they see her!
Yet what I wasn’t expecting was the comments we are getting from the straight, big burley truck drivers!
They all want to know what breed she is? How old she is and if they can pet her! 😉
I’m also finding out she is racist! Yup, pup pup is racist! She, and I’m assuming it’s a color/site thing, doesn’t like Arabs wearing turbans!
Anyone else with darker skin she doesn’t bark at! It’s hilariously weird!
by RoachKiller For a new place to buy! I do believe I have found some that have potential!
My only requirements are they must be near the ocean! Have at least 1100 – 1200 feet livable space not including garage! 2 bathrooms and 2 large bedrooms!
Hell I’ve been looking at container houses that meet or beat that for a fraction of my city house….
All I know is if I’m the problem, I’m Definitely removing myself! that way I and y’all can “ be happy! “
Only problem is, if I leave there will be nobody available to do all the work…..
by RoachKiller I’ve been saying psykoptic for a week! No it’s called psykopathy!
God damn I dont know why I keep saying that!
by RoachKiller The exwife ain’t tracking the dogs AirTag! Isn’t that violating her own restraining order? I know, I try to connect to it and it says it’s still connected to her account!
Guess this means I’ll have to stop and buy a new one!
Truck stop finally opened! Yay! We need water, soda and I need some fucking food!
by RoachKiller My official divorce attorney today.
I wonder if she’s married? Cause she sounds like a person you could definitely have a conversation with. You wouldn’t have to worry about her having to pop a hit off her THC vape for whatever her ailment of the week was, in the middle of the conversation!
Anyhoot! She basically spent an hour telling me what I already knew. Answered a few questions I didn’t know. actually gave me a little bit of hope that there might be life after 31 years of misery……
Y’all wave buh-by to the trash queen!
P.s. maybe she can get her little Internet friends to pitch in so she can afford a lawyer?
Better yet, maybe she can get her woke psychology, son-in-law, to give her the money?