Category: Doggy Daycare

Guess who…..

by RoachKiller

Finally has accepted the black panther as a real toy in which to sleep on! Only took a month…..

Can you believe the soon to be ex-wife just stop caring about that face! It’s so cute!

4 Chrissy…..

by RoachKiller

Found this in your room when I was cleaning out the giant pit of trash you left behind! Mika looks awesome! 😉

Oh I forgot, ! Points you take way to literally. I’m not yelling, I’m actually excited I found it and Mika let me put it on her!

She is a serious crotchety, buff old lady….. she don’t do what she don’t want to do! Literally!

Haven’t a clue…..

by RoachKiller

As to what her malfunction is this week! In order for that to happen. We would have had to have spoken more than “ go fuck yourself!” In the last 4 months…..

On a good note! Mika took a monster shit right in front of a monster x company drivers truck!

She made me so proud!

The dog and I…..

by RoachKiller

Are going to decorate the tree with these fancy hand blown glass ornaments! ( I’m seriously into hand blown glass artwork lately! ), work on the kitchen and drink some hot totties! with that gentleman jack holliday bottle from last year!

Added bonus, I got some replacement blankets!

Also decided I’m really craving cabbage rolls! So I’ll probably be making those by scratch too! Just sounds damn good!

I tell you what…..

by RoachKiller

I sure hope the rest of the family got to see this dog the way I do!

Other than being disturbed by her reaction at free shower shows!

This dog has got 1 hell of a personality! Not only is she getting buff! She seams to be having one hell of a time!

Tonight we went for our usual before bed poop run/ walk! Tonight we decided to race! Of course I’m running with 50lbs of dad cargo shorts on. So I’m trying to hold shit in pocket while running! She see’s this and begins not only running ahead of me. She is also now running circles around me! Literally!

Just fucking hilarious! Then why we are walking back to the truck. She starts this running to the end of the leash. Sitting down and looking back at me. I catch up she does the same thing…..

I do hope the family too got to enjoy this dogs personality! She really is a hoot!

But god damn! She is seriously getting buff! Still a little arthritic in her right front leg but she is doing better! 😉

What I woke…..

by RoachKiller

Up to this morning! Squished against the wall with my bitch stealing all the covers and mattress space! Grrrrr!

Must have been a rough nite as I rarely wake up with bloodshot eyes!

Oh and you’re welcome! I covered by nip before snapping this picture!

Guess who…..

by RoachKiller

Pissed her off today! That’s right, ME!

Her favorite pass time is looking cute, sleeping and sitting on the steering wheel barking at the geezers walking by!

FYI, the hair loss and red skin issue has been resolved! Nothing we can do about it! It starts when she gets in the truck. Last about 4 days and disappears! For some reason she gets super stressed the first few days In the truck…..

I will tell you, this girl can power walk! The other night over in moab. We went for a walk and I let her choose the path.

I was to the point I was telling her, “ slow down” I got little legs…… 🙂

Honestly I think she is having the time of her life! Doesn’t bark much at other dogs anymore. She will accept a petting from strangers. And she knows exactly how to piss dad off!

Wow sounds like having kids and a wife! ROFLMAO!

These are for…..

by RoachKiller

Chrissy! Mika stood just long enough to pose for this picture! Puppy butt in your face, ha!

Her majesty has now started climbing on me. Every night just to get her puppy message! She won’t get down until I give her one…..

I do believe little…..

by RoachKiller

Mika was scared of a meth head! Took the dog for a walk and I have never seen her go out of her way to walk around someone before! Usually she pulls closer to me!

As we are walking by an obvious meth head! She literally b-lined it to the end of the leash. Tried pulling me with her. All to walk around this dude!

Wow, and then she acted strange the rest of the walk! Trying to avoid the front of the truck stop where that meth head was hanging out!

I think she knows more than meets the eye…..

Now she is on high alert…..

Ya know I…..

by RoachKiller

Love my dog! Yet I’m finding out she is a natural blonde! You can give her a treat in her bowl! She will watch you drop it in there and she stares at you like, where’s my treat!

I get she’s old! She’s night blind, has a bad sniffer and either doesn’t give a shit your calling her or she’s hard of hearing!

Yet after watching her roll herself off the bed! For zero reason! After all the years of her falling asleep between your legs on the bed, knowing you’re going to squish her when you roll over!

I have come to the conclusion she is a natural blonde! I will love her anyways! 🙂

Oh and p.s. she is that overly loud eater! The one people have nightmares about!

My dog is….

by RoachKiller

Not a fan of her new ty baby chew and throw toy! I too am disappointed in this but she is her own pup!

And I’m noticing today this dog is stacked and packed buddy! She is getting thicc without getting fat! I’m rather proud of myself! She and I have worked hard!

She is mad…..

by RoachKiller

We went on a “ we can’t sleep long walk!” I told her if she could find the truck we would end it!

Well after walking by the truck 3 times. Circling the entire truck stop. I decided to pull the plug! My guess she can’t see blue….

She did however try a green prime truck and a beat to hell kenworth…..

The posers…

by RoachKiller

Are all upset that I keep posting pictures of pup pup! Or as I have started calling her today, the crotchety old lady with a big belly!

Rather than posting pictures or comments about the insanity of theirs that I’ve had to deal with over the day or a week. Cus if I don’t post where I’ve been or where I’m at. they can’t do it. You know those stalking charges and shit.

So more about Mika it is! She is 15 you know and that’s like 9 million years old in human years!

But I haven’t figured out what to do yet with her in the colder temps because her bed use to sit right in front of the espar vent.

And cus said pup pup is obviously a natural blonde. She has to sleep with me……

I hope she knows Dad‘s aim isn’t that great even when he’s sitting down to pee…..

No wonder…..

by RoachKiller

People think I’m gay! My dog prances when she walks! She shakes that ass baby!

Seriously, that was a lot of hard work to get her that happy! We both did a lot of walking, curb pooping and general barking at strangers…..

No I’m not gay! I like the Poon way too much!