Category: Doggy Daycare

What I woke…..

by RoachKiller

Up to this morning! Squished against the wall with my bitch stealing all the covers and mattress space! Grrrrr!

Must have been a rough nite as I rarely wake up with bloodshot eyes!

Oh and you’re welcome! I covered by nip before snapping this picture!

Guess who…..

by RoachKiller

Pissed her off today! That’s right, ME!

Her favorite pass time is looking cute, sleeping and sitting on the steering wheel barking at the geezers walking by!

FYI, the hair loss and red skin issue has been resolved! Nothing we can do about it! It starts when she gets in the truck. Last about 4 days and disappears! For some reason she gets super stressed the first few days In the truck…..

I will tell you, this girl can power walk! The other night over in moab. We went for a walk and I let her choose the path.

I was to the point I was telling her, “ slow down” I got little legs…… 🙂

Honestly I think she is having the time of her life! Doesn’t bark much at other dogs anymore. She will accept a petting from strangers. And she knows exactly how to piss dad off!

Wow sounds like having kids and a wife! ROFLMAO!

These are for…..

by RoachKiller

Chrissy! Mika stood just long enough to pose for this picture! Puppy butt in your face, ha!

Her majesty has now started climbing on me. Every night just to get her puppy message! She won’t get down until I give her one…..

I do believe little…..

by RoachKiller

Mika was scared of a meth head! Took the dog for a walk and I have never seen her go out of her way to walk around someone before! Usually she pulls closer to me!

As we are walking by an obvious meth head! She literally b-lined it to the end of the leash. Tried pulling me with her. All to walk around this dude!

Wow, and then she acted strange the rest of the walk! Trying to avoid the front of the truck stop where that meth head was hanging out!

I think she knows more than meets the eye…..

Now she is on high alert…..

Ya know I…..

by RoachKiller

Love my dog! Yet I’m finding out she is a natural blonde! You can give her a treat in her bowl! She will watch you drop it in there and she stares at you like, where’s my treat!

I get she’s old! She’s night blind, has a bad sniffer and either doesn’t give a shit your calling her or she’s hard of hearing!

Yet after watching her roll herself off the bed! For zero reason! After all the years of her falling asleep between your legs on the bed, knowing you’re going to squish her when you roll over!

I have come to the conclusion she is a natural blonde! I will love her anyways! 🙂

Oh and p.s. she is that overly loud eater! The one people have nightmares about!

My dog is….

by RoachKiller

Not a fan of her new ty baby chew and throw toy! I too am disappointed in this but she is her own pup!

And I’m noticing today this dog is stacked and packed buddy! She is getting thicc without getting fat! I’m rather proud of myself! She and I have worked hard!

She is mad…..

by RoachKiller

We went on a “ we can’t sleep long walk!” I told her if she could find the truck we would end it!

Well after walking by the truck 3 times. Circling the entire truck stop. I decided to pull the plug! My guess she can’t see blue….

She did however try a green prime truck and a beat to hell kenworth…..

The posers…

by RoachKiller

Are all upset that I keep posting pictures of pup pup! Or as I have started calling her today, the crotchety old lady with a big belly!

Rather than posting pictures or comments about the insanity of theirs that I’ve had to deal with over the day or a week. Cus if I don’t post where I’ve been or where I’m at. they can’t do it. You know those stalking charges and shit.

So more about Mika it is! She is 15 you know and that’s like 9 million years old in human years!

But I haven’t figured out what to do yet with her in the colder temps because her bed use to sit right in front of the espar vent.

And cus said pup pup is obviously a natural blonde. She has to sleep with me……

I hope she knows Dad‘s aim isn’t that great even when he’s sitting down to pee…..

No wonder…..

by RoachKiller

People think I’m gay! My dog prances when she walks! She shakes that ass baby!

Seriously, that was a lot of hard work to get her that happy! We both did a lot of walking, curb pooping and general barking at strangers…..

No I’m not gay! I like the Poon way too much!

Today was a good…..

by RoachKiller

Day for puppy! I’m thinking she’s feeling better! She was running and jumping everywhere today!

So much so I was actually shocked! I just kind of let her lead me around for our walks!

As you can see the hair is starting to grow back! so I think I’m right on this!

I will tell you sleeping with this bitch is worse than sleeping with a woman! Every morning I wake up slammed against the back wall of the sleeper. All while she has the entire bed! Of course always sleeping as close to me as possible!

I did find something she too enjoys watching! Shows on ancient Egypt! I woke up from a nap and her eyes were glued to the iPad watching this show! 🙂

Moral of the story? It’s taking time and a whole lot of work on my part to get her comfortable with the truck! Not to mention leash trained and getting those teeth of hers shinier!

In my opinion it’s work well worth the time!

Yet she has a little over 3 weeks left and her and I will be done with the truck!

praise sweet baby Jesus! ( that’s sarcasm….. )

P.s. I’m also wondering if she didn’t Hoover up a little crumb of chocolate off the floor…..

She wasn’t a….

by RoachKiller

Fan of the hot sounds of south florida! We did not see 1 python or iguana! Unusual as I usually see aleast 1!

She did however drop some sheep poops In the parking lot! all while watching the white hairs pretend to be important…..

That’s a story for another time!

Ruff….

by RoachKiller

Ruff, ruff, ruuuufffff!

Today was good day! I actually listened to what dad said and only chased 1 other dog!

I purposefully farted next to dad! Jumped 5 feet in the air and scared the shit out of myself! All while dad is laughing and saying! “ where’s the duck?”

My teeth are looking better! Bad breath is gone and slowly my nervous hair loss is growing back!

Last night i pooped in Mississippi! Dad tells me it was a special poop! Cus Elvis just might have pooped here too! Whoever Elvis is!

Ok time to hit the road! Dad wants steak and shake one more time before he gets off the road!

Dad’s so funny!

The easiest way…..

by RoachKiller

To tell if someone is white trash or not? when you walk in with your little ankle biter. They in turn comment on how their big ole dog would eat your puppy alive!

True evidence of white trashdom!

That bald patch there hun! That’s where she took on an Italian leather couch and won!