by RoachKiller Not even my monster jump box or hers could start this bitch! Since the last time I had it in the shop and said, “ I need batteries!”
Every fucking time I come for time off I have had to use my personal jump box to start this bitch! With good batteries, I should easily be able to go home for time off, leave the fridge and a light on. Come back in 4-5 days and still be able to start the truck!
Yea, they don’t do that here…..
All 4 batteries replaced! Woo hoo, let’s roll poser!
by RoachKiller One of my Asian neighbors down the road was on a walk at the same time we were! She saw these trees and immediately snapped pictures to send to her brother in Hong Kong!
She just told us so we wouldn’t freak cus we managed to photo bomb her! 🙂
I was like cool, then omg in old man fashion said, “ that’s fine, have a nice evening!” ROFLMAO!
Then I came home and finally finished that half gallon of brewers mint chocolate chip ice cream I’ve been working on the last 3 months!
Yes I like my ice cream in a cup with milk!
by RoachKiller If you are thinking I want to fuck? You’re probably right! Yet it’s been so long I’m going to need you standing at my front door! Butt ass naked saying, fuck me!
In order to get my attention that way! I don’t do small talk…..
Follow those rules and we will fuck until your head explodes in an orgasmic frenzy! Just ask my soon to be x what that’s like!
by RoachKiller Out on the show today! Just had one of those whores of salt lake walk by tonight as I was taking out the trash!
Obvious sign, the frosted bob and the flats! Who the fuck goes on a walk in cheap pair of flats?
Any hoot, back to the curse of king tut!
by RoachKiller Cheap guitars! That sterling music man bass. I picked up off of one of those musicians friend daily deals! $300!
Roasted maple neck hh active/ passive configuration! Now im no bass expert but with some good pick up’s this bitch is and could be a bigger beast!
I would put it against my pbass and my ibanez 5 string…..
by RoachKiller I did a gig for Someone and they sent me case of these! 24 in a case I think, but anyway! fender halo wall mounts!
I ran out of the string swing version which I usually use! As they are able to handle the bends of a headstock better! Meaning they don’t allow the guitar to lean on the wall! Notice in the picture the white strat and bass are leaning a bit to the left…..
While the Jackson sits upright! Oh and they will not handle the neck of a godin nylon string! ;(
So I figured it’s time to put these things to use! I’ll use them for Jackson’s, Ibanez and a few low end gibbons/ epiphones i own! guitars with a more square butt by the nut style on the headstock…..
So anyone need me to make a piece of shit guitar or amp sound good so you can sell them in store! I usually work for trade….. you send me the guitar and whatever gear I’m looking for at the time! In return I’ll send you a video of that cheap guitar/ amp sounding like a customer jobber…. without any outside gear to accomplish it! 😉 seriously! They tell me I’m really good at it……
Now to hang 4 picture frames, clean up and make fucking dinner! Anyone for steak, brussel sprouts, corn on the cob and asparagus? Sorry I just did a de-tox so I gotta vitamin up now…..
by RoachKiller Recycle! 1 of those is crooked and I literally can’t figure out which one
by RoachKiller Found these on Amazon! Definitely insulated black out curtains! Luckily I haven’t put up the new curtain rod yet as it needs to come down 1/4” to remove the small gap at the bottom!
Dig um man! Definitely more efficient than the set I put up from home goods!
Matches the carpet so, groovy dude! I’ll definitely be buying more! Oddly $7 less than the previous set! I
’ll use the old ones in the dinning room at a later date!
by RoachKiller Ladies, I can’t tell if that tele accentuates my center piece or throws it off!
Also what scent do you ladies prefer?
Ocean lotus?
Black cherry?
vanilla creme’?
I’m also thinking I don’t need a wall piece on there! As that center piece runs halfway up that space!
Although if I could find a giant 60” x 70” metal pentagram! I’m pretty sure that would look splendid! Like all the other metal wall art pieces I have….
😉
by RoachKiller That chick in the white car gets it! You go girl!
Any hoot, this shit is hard to find! Only other place I’ve found it was at a krogers over in hurricane West Virginia!
So good and so spicy….
by RoachKiller Chick at blackrock I wanted something frozen that tastes like a wine cooler!
May I present to you the pineapple, something else and pomegranate blended fuel…..
Damn near spot on minus the alcohol…..
by RoachKiller The water company came out today to find out why my water usage has been so low the last 6 months!
All I said was, “ our youngest daughter found her own place!”
He giggled and said “your meter is fine! We knew they were drilling fiber through this neighborhood so on unusual cases like yours we wanted to verify there wasn’t an issue!”
The only issue we had was a young girl who loved taking 2 hour long showers twice a day! 🙂 seriously!
That’s why I love happy valley! They get it…..
New insulated curtains arrived!
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by RoachKiller This turned out decent! Got the exact look I was going for on each side!
Now I wouldn’t leave my high end guitars on there! I will however drop some Jackson’s, charvel and maybe a fender….
From where im laying it literally looks like they are flying out of the wall! Guitars in hand! All they need are some scarfs!
by RoachKiller Just have to put up the angel! Unless I can find a devil tree topper…..
by RoachKiller Open the fucking box! Team associated cc clear…..
by RoachKiller I have pulled off the ultimate 70’s bone smoker home decorations! 😉
I’ll show you the tv room shortly……
by RoachKiller Do I keep the spades or not?
Tough decision! Hey you gays and moms from the 70’s that read this! What do you think?
by RoachKiller Focus and dedication to using this here 70’s bone smoker decoration stuff to piss off the soon to be x old lady. Is quit spot on!
ROFLMAO!
by RoachKiller Picture of my daughters together at my oldest’s wedding!