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Else is a first! I left food in the fridge! Holy fuck, that was even weirder…..
Mika is at least 15 years old! This crotchety old bitch is hanging around just bark and piss everyone off!
FYI, she found the neighborhood raccoons scent trail! She is not happy that fucker is in our yard!
People often freak when they see me with my hair down and then again wearing old man clothes and a hat!
Just wait, when I shave I morph again into a new person…..
See ya!