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Yall are extremely lucky I’m an honest guy! Who has zero interest in fucking with you or your truck!
In this instance I easily could have had my way with you and your truck! Especially if you were one of the countless mindblowing stupid fucks who fucked with me over the years!
But I’m not and I know that you and yours are probably already receiving a royal ass fucking by karma and her friends…..
Besides, the chick working the register at that store was kinda hot…..