How cool is that…..

The way pookie the fart bubble chaser is talking. It sounds like he/she is finally winning that war inside its head!

Haven’t a clue as to who it is actually talking about. Yet, god damn it pookie! We’re all so proud of you!

All hail pookie the fart bubble chaser! Praise sweet baby Jesus in that poor bastards name…..

Me, I’ll be busy defrosting my ice box!

God damn dude…..

Stop with the bullshit before your ass ends up in stateside!

While I end up with your house, car, wife and kids!

I realize your batch of stupid is powered by the relentless voices in your head! But You gotta stop!

Come to the reality, I’m a better driver and all around person than you or your cronies can or ever will be!

I prove it daily! Year after year, after year!

It’s Really got to suck knowing I don’t even have to scream “ I’m a Christian so I’m obviously a good person!”

Hell I’m not even stupid enough to buy an srt so people really think I’m important!

See ya!