All the shit I bought at the first of the week, I’ll never get to!
So we got steak, ham, onions and shrooms! red baked potatoes are in the microwave! 4 minutes and they will be done!
All cooked in whatever was left of that box of wine I bought last time I was home! and smothered in teriyaki sauce and herbs!

I know I’m such a prick! I took a whole 10 minutes out of my life to make a home cooked meal!
Sadly I still have all those leftovers I can eat for another meal!

That’s like 5 meals for the price of 1! And I can be guaranteed we are eating good wholesome food! I’m such a bastard, huh?