Tag: hazmat

Dude go get…..

by RoachKiller

Your finger prints done down at jubitz! They no longer use black ink. It’s actually a laser machine now you put your fingers on!

But the ladies there have a wave machine blaring, geezers In The hallway flapping their lips! All while this little 5’ 2” lovely Asian lady speaks to you so softly you have to bend down to where she stands to hear what she has to say!

I also think I heard her say that at the airport cus of my hazmat status. I can check the tsa precheck box when I buy plane tickets?

I was like, I’m a truck driver! I travel every day! The chances of my getting on anything besides my couch is almost zero! 🙂

Ahh another…..

by RoachKiller

Non placarded hazmat load delivered! Was so nice seeing your over smiling faces the past few days!

I often ask myself, are they over smiling for the attempted mental game? Or are they over smiling cus like most these geezers, they have a dildo up there ass?

The shit I think about…..

Another…..

by RoachKiller

Non placarded hazmat load delivered! God damn, it’s almost as if I knew what the fuck I was doing, huh?

Yea, you’re probably right! I’m not that good of a driver…..

Your old lady says I’m an excellent swords man though! That’s an even trade off…..

See here’s the problem……

by RoachKiller

I can’t tell the difference between a clown ass truck driver troll. Or whether you have malicious intent to hijack the truck to do terrorist acts, against our country!

That does not mean it is not a dangerous situation! I don’t always have placards on hazmat loads! So what your intent is…..

So the patriot act, federal law and local/ state laws, are there to protect me and other drivers from people like you! Like I said, I don’t know whether you’re a troll or plan to hijack the truck with malicious intent!

So the fact that I have seen you multiple times, and you’re pacing along with another commercial vehicle. Me or someone else, would make you a threat!

My, lawyer explained it to me very very well, but I can’t simplify it enough to explain it to you! But I will tell you this, it is illegal and you can be prosecuted for!

Seeing all your smiling faces the last couple of days. it just warms my heart knowing you could possibly do prison time! That makes me happy, another pile of shit like you behind bars where they belong! Rather than out here driving an 80,000 pound weapon.

Just because you have a CDL doesn’t make you a truck driver……

Oh yea, really

by RoachKiller

That blonde short haired bitch that makes the YouTube videos? Always seams to wear a button up plaid shirt! Who says the exact opposite of what I say? Yea, he will make a great prison wife……

I picked up that hazmat load 2 days ago! Came crossed an unusual situation so I called the hazmat line to get answers! Got 5 minutes into waiting for an answer from some lady on the other end. All to hear, hold on and then the ritual click! Of course she hung up on me! They don’t have any answers! If they did, do you think they would tell me? Fuck no!

Well gotta run! see ya!