No shit Sherlock…..

( yes it’s true, In this industry I am the unicorn you hear about but never really believe exists! )

I am a big fanatic of anti-drug and alcohol in the field of truck driving…..

Oh and Sherlock, no one told me those wings were that spicy! My butthole is on fire! The little Mexicans are obviously scratching with much vigor to get out……

Doh!

Telling ya brah…..

You drivers really need to get off the road and start taking care of your old ladies! I’m not lying about seeing so many that are seriously methed ( cranked ) out!

I understand the draw to an 8 ball of some good brown Mexican dooda! But you people are borderline junkies…..

Get off the road and start taking care of your families! Otherwise your probably gunna loose them to dope…..

FYI, there is no place on the road for meth heads, pot heads, freebaser’s ( crack! ) and drunks! Comprende’?