Amazon screen…..

Protectors on! the $10 for 2 version! Let’s see how they hold up compared to zagg!

They definitely look cooler…..

Oh and before you “ freak out, man” about the bpm on the watch! It’s usually between 65 and 85! If I’m out crawling under shit or hopped up on caffeine? It will raise…..

Don’t freak out man!

This means…..

I’m gay now doesn’t it? In my defense, this thing can almost diagnose brain cancer! The health checks this thing does far outweighed any Fitbit I could find!

I hate watches but fuck, I’ll suffer for a few months…..