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To your worthless stoner shit, lady! The time has come to regain my tv room!
Carpet cleaner will be here In 2 weeks to repair the damage your incessant lack of stoner motivation gave you!
Anything ikea and was within 500 feet of your plume of stoner stupidism will be destroyed!
You have had ample opportunity to claim and or get anything and everything you left behind! After this, it’s gone…..
Slowly but surely anything you disappears from site and memory….
As they say, on with the show that is life!