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My water bill is literally $5 a month with a $22 service fee! 🙂 I have about $250,000 in a retirement fund I can’t touch until I’m 63. As I set up all my retirement funds, untouchable! Makes you come up with creative new ways for emergency money!
My brother refuses to answer my texts or calls about this bookshelf he wants.
I no longer have to take my cans and bottles back in person and I am headed out to buy uncooked shrimp and black beans to use in tonight’s fish burritos!
Most of all my futaba shirt fits again! Bwoop bwoop!