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I woke up at 2 AM a while back over in the fucking middle of nowhere in Kansas?
Yeah, I called my uncle a few days before that. Cause I hadn’t spoken to him in years. So I had some free time and I was in a chipper mood so I called him. We talked for a while and you know he didn’t tell me anything I didn’t know.
But a few days later, he starts texting me and then he adds me to a group chat via text. Come to find out it was him and two of my female cousins that I have never spoken to. Maybe when I was like two years old.
I was very fortunate when I was growing up. My grandma’s kept me away from certain people in the family. I didn’t understand at the time why I was always shoo’d away to go outside and play when these people would come around.
After joining this text chat, it finally occurred to me why my grandma‘s did that. Not only were their parents piles of shit. But the kids became the same way.
So I woke up to a shit load of chat texts, bad mouthing a whole bunch of people I didn’t fucking know! So after reading that I basically told them to go fuck themselves I don’t need to deal or want to see that kind of shit. Removed myself from the chat and blocked their numbers.! they might be family, but they’re not my family!
My uncle was telling me how he had just found Jesus. Now I can appreciate that, but if you’re telling me, you just found Jesus and you’re drunk as a fuck while telling me this, I’m not gonna believe a fucking word you’re saying!
So right before I left the chat I told him I’d send him a present. A very nice goat skin bound NRSV Bible! With a resale value of about $130 which I mentioned. I told them the reason I sent him that is so the next time he’s drunk and he’s going to thump a Bible that goat skin really accentuates the thump!
And like this post, I have left the chat…..
FYI, not only do I fucking hate druggies, stonersI also hate drunks……