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If I dangled a freshly filled thc vape in front of her and said it can be yours if you take your car to the repair shop!
She would fly to get her car fixed! I have told her 3 times + I have the money to get her car fixed all she has to do is have the repair shop call me!
Been almost a year! You got 2 months before insurance won’t pay anymore!
I got an idea! How about when I take my car in to be repaired, you can the same and they will be fixed together! Awwww!
Even the fucking rental car is covered by insurance! Jesus Christ lady, lay off the dope and get shit done!
The geriatric who backed into my car at Home Depot! No insurance, handed me an expired and fake id card as a license and promised me the world if I didn’t call the cops!
I’m thinking I was completely justified in getting out of my car and screaming to the dumb mother fucker, “ what the fuck is wrong with you? You dumb mother fucker?
But I digress, drugs are bad people! Drugs are bad! Remember that the next time you deal with dumb mother fuckers like the guy who hit my car…..
By the way the cops name was Ashley and she had a cool tattoo sleeve!
Oh and by the way! It was just 2 weeks ago I texted her to take her car in for repair! Bummer dude! She still hasn’t replied!