Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Roflmao…..

by RoachKiller

My theory stands true! The bigger the cb antennas on the truck. The bigger the unimportant person behind them is…..

But don’t forget your enforcer lock…. Oh wait, your far to important for pesky things like freight security! Cus you got them big cb antennas! Your far to important…..

Me, I run a 40 watt stock jigaboo with zero antenna adjustments! Works just good enough to listen to y’all dig your own graves even deeper!

Always amazes me just how important you people really are when listening to y’all flap your lips on the cb! Obviously it’s all In your heads….. but hey whatever boosts your egos…..

Bwoop bwoop…..

Oh and sorry for not sticking around to listen to you flap your lips in the truck stop! It’s just I got better things to do….

I did however acknowledge your existence by doing an eye roll…..

See ya!

Big sigheeeee……

by RoachKiller

I understand that not everybody is fucking smart. I also understand that not everybody has comprehension skills!

Like listening, reading, visual! What I would recommend to the vaginas behind me. I would highly recommend you roll through your head multiple if not hundreds of times if you need. Exactly what I just said to you on the CB radio!

If you still cannot comprehend what I just said, and how it relates to you and what you said. I highly recommend you find someone smarter than yourself to explain it to you…….

I would also recommend that if you’re that fucking tired. You need to either pull over and take a nap. Or go to the doctor as you sound like you could be having a stroke! But now that I think about it, you could have also not had your teeth in……

Got some great…

by RoachKiller

Videos of the road trolls I’ve been talking about all these years. I won’t post at all. I’ll just post one little clip. Now in this clip I’m gonna post later tonight. You’re gonna see a bald guy and I believe it’s a gray and red mini Cooper before him you’re gonna see an old lady with a bizarre smile on her face in a I believe that car was also gray.

Now I recognize those two people from the last 23 years of being at this company. You might not because most you fuckers are new. But you’re gonna notice you’re gonna see those two people in those two different cars then you’re gonna see a company truck roll by me. Then you’re gonna see a couple of more of those type of people drive-by

Now what I didn’t notice yesterday when I was rolling through Kansas, the back of Kansas. Is the Blue’s Clues trucks didn’t have this situation going on. It was only the red dry box company trucks that had these road trolls in front and behind..

When you’re driving if you’re on the road and if you’re fucking paying attention, you would know exactly what I’m talking about

But since you’re not paying attention, you have no fucking idea, you just think I’m crazy!

This is the shit that’s been going on for years what their objective is I’ve heard so many different fucking stories. Who knows what it is this week.

But I will tell you you will recognize if you’ve been here more than two years you will recognize some of the people driving by in the car!

Well, that also helps to have a photographic memory……

Video to come later tonight…..

So sad to see…..

by RoachKiller

Another old man who can’t dress himself in privacy like all the other normal humans of society!

No You, you have to walk thru the parking lot with your pants undone, trying so desperately to tuck that wanna be cowboy shirt into your pants.

All while your tidy whiteies are showing your skid stains and your tiny pecker is exposed for all to see!

What? Did you think you were around your herd of sheep? no, we be civilized folk here….

( side note, you know he fucks those sheep, right? )

If the bill….

by RoachKiller

Comes to $2.52 and the customer hands you $5.02?

Oh cmon you dumb mother fucker! You’re a cashier! You better be able to do that in your fucking head!

Hang tight…..

by RoachKiller

It’s a a lot of work to haul these giant balls of steel around. Especially in this heat!

Right now, I feel like I got balls of fire….. great balls of fire!

But that will give you a little time to rest and help those black and blue marks you have around your mouth from where I dropped a teabag on ya…..

So where are…..

by RoachKiller

My royalties? if you have publicly admitted you have been stealing your ideas from me all these years.

Where the fuck is my cut? I never agreed nor gave permission…..

Finally…..

by RoachKiller

I found a shitter that’s not in an outhouse in 90+ degree weather! I get to poop in air conditioning! Woo hoo!

Andale, andale, arriba!

Praise sweet baby Jesus

Yup…..

by RoachKiller

Still regretting not going all party time on that crackas ass yesterday!

I will say I do hope another excellent opportunity like that makes its way into my sites!

I will continue to pray to your god for your stupidity to acquire me the opportunity to finally end this shit with you low rent cunts!

It’s only fare right?

Awww…..

by RoachKiller

Imagine that, my fuel card is still all fucked up! Awww,

You sure you don’t want to settle out of court boss man? I mean Jesus Christ can anyone be more spot on correct than I?