Category: Road Life

Of maybe driving by those fellow employees houses that oddly have driven by mine! Maybe even stop and chat with their neighbors!

Dunno, we got the ones in Beaverton, Vancouver, Salem and if I feel real bored! Maybe I will even hit the ones In The Tacoma / Seattle area….

Maybe take them a free prescription of their hair tonic medicine…..

We’ll see, cus if it rains today I’ll have the time instead of mowing, dethatching and aerating the front yard!

Who now’s, maybe if their old ladies are home I’ll get a piece of ass while I’m there too….

I mean it’s only fair right? They steal from me so I take from them…..

The pedophile ready to roll? We got work to get done today!

Oh that’s right, you’re part of the woke generation! You don’t know how to work! It’s government hand outs for you….

Actually, I bought three of them today a barracuda, a PF and a hot box! All to fuck around with and play with see which one we like the best!

Oh my bad, also bought the new version of what we’ve been using last 10 years. With included Wi-Fi and cloud……

Cause I’m that kind of caring professional! 🤩

Started up a fund to supply your cellmate with commissary money. So that way every night when he’s ass fucking you, he will be paid to punch you in the fucking back of the head and tell you to shut the fuck up.!

So every time I say the word geriatric Cunt! I have to put a buck or two into the pond!

As of right now, your future prison husband has about $300 worth of commissary coming his way!

Like I said before, you started this war I plan on finishing it…..

Mad that I called you a geriatric Cunt? Or that I said your sister with down syndrome was smarter than you?

Those turbins on and let’s get the fuck out of here!

Except for you, with the starlink suction cupped to your hood! you’re kind of a dick……

Be happy to know that for $24 including shipping! You too can buy your very own set of keys for your enforcer lock!

Cus obviously after 5 months I ain’t gunna get them ordered via SLC or crete……

You were able to gather together an entire group of people that are stupid enough to believe every bullshit thing you tell them. Thus explains why I said you should become a cult leader.!

Not only are you charismatic like a used car salesman. But you know exactly what bullshit to say to someone, to get them to believe what you’re saying is true!

An ability I am glad I do not have. I would most definitely use that power for evil just like you…….

Do you think they are going to do when I go all reputation defender on her ass?

Just stopped to get fuel and I think it was an Atlas or united van line’s truck was next to me. He was sporting his Bluetooth headset and flapping his fucking lips.

He was so busy with this conversation he didn’t notice His fuel hose fell out of the tank.

Spraying fuel all over the side of his fucking truck! So when I say the stupid will use a Bluetooth headset to talk all the time. I really meant they will use it to talk all the time!

Maybe if the fucker would’ve been paying attention to fueling, he wouldn’t have been squeegee the side of his fucking truck…..

On poopy! We got 200 more miles we can ride today……

A psychotropic or other prescribed mood enhancing drug that mimics a person on methamphetamine?

Reason I’m wondering this is I just saw an old lady at the truck. Stop at the checkout in front of me who was obviously on something! I would’ve guessed shed been up for a day, day and a half on meth. But I don’t know for sure. I will tell you, even the turbin’s were giggling at her.

I’m gonna have to look that up because her eyes didn’t seem that dilated…..

Tattoo artist yesterday to make an appointment! Bummer dude, you never called back!

Luckily I have another artist in speed dial! So on with the show…..

I’m a simple man, you want my business, you call back…..

Bullshit! Even your sister with Down syndrome doing remedial math using her fingers and toes could figure that one out!

My guess you pulled that load for one of them super duper important drivers….

If I arrive at tcall at around 1200 tomorrow with 5 hours to run. The next load is under 900 miles and delivers by 23:59 the next night.

That would put me there around 1600 on the 4th! Give or take 2 hours pending a shower or extra long shit…..

You have really got to stop using the “ average driver rules” with me and drivers like me!

Stay tuned!