I do believe little…..

Mika was scared of a meth head! Took the dog for a walk and I have never seen her go out of her way to walk around someone before! Usually she pulls closer to me!

As we are walking by an obvious meth head! She literally b-lined it to the end of the leash. Tried pulling me with her. All to walk around this dude!

Wow, and then she acted strange the rest of the walk! Trying to avoid the front of the truck stop where that meth head was hanging out!

I think she knows more than meets the eye…..

Now she is on high alert…..

Oh, the dishes……

Last time I was at Freddy’s, I was walking around looking for shit. I need at the house. And they had a table set up with this wickedly, cool fiesta red fiesta wear dinnerware.

I was looking at it and looking at it and looking at it and I’m gone that’s 40 fucking dollars a place setting right. Sounds like no I don’t need fiesta wear that much.

So after finding out, my soon to be x stole my fucking noodle bowls. I thought about it for a few days and decided fuck it. Let’s get rid of all that old shit and get some new dinnerware for the house start fresh. So I’m looking on Amazon and I see the usual bullshit overpriced names and then I come to these plates they look unusual rather than be curved on the edges. They had a straight line around the edge of the plate.

I’m like fuck yea let’s check get um! Cometo find out they’re called Bonita. And for 100 bucks you can get a 24 piece set. So like fuck yeah let’s do it.

So I ordered me the 24 piece set and then I realized I don’t know if six dinner plate is gonna be enough. I want my new experience at home to be with friends and family whoever that may be.

I want to enjoy life at home with people who actually care about me, surrounded them and me.

Something I’ve never really had, ever. So I thought I thought I better order more dinner plates. So for a grand total of $145 I got enough dinnerware to feed 12 people. Then I replaced my small Ramen bowl and big Ramen bowls.! then I’m looking at the silverware right silverware has definitely advanced over the years. So I found these wicked, cool laser and engraved all black silverware said hell yea!

Nothing fancy it’s just engraved with flowers and vines and shit like that. Right at the time I was looking at them the AWS service went down so I couldn’t read any reviews.. I said fuck it. I’ll finish this later today. I’m glad I did because there was not one bad fucking review about the silverware or the dinnerware……

So who’s ready to have a fucking party?

Oh, the job change……

I’ve been turned down from two, decided against four after the interview. I have two more coming up.

I’m not a job hopper as you can tell being at crete for 23 years. If I turned down a job for 134 grand a year regional it’s probably a good sign that I’m taking my time and trying to find the job that is the right fit for me!

Some of these jobs I’m well over qualified for. So I’m gonna have to learn the ropes cause I’ve never done dealing with customers and I really don’t want to deal with customers.

I also know what the minimum pay is that I will take and I’m trying to find my way into a good company that has people in it that I trust it can respect! Most of all I wanna wake up in the morning and be happy to go to work.

Here I wake up, happy to go to work, but it’s a shit damn people that I have to deal with through the day. It doesn’t make me happy.….

So I’m still looking at the end of the month might be a little bit past there but yeah, eventually I’ll be into the local gig

Most of all, I’m learning that I don’t wanna run a fuel tanker. They don’t pay enough for the risk. I also want something kind of like what I’m doing now except we’re fucking home banging the neighbors wife every night…,..

That’s a joke. There’s only two neighbors that I have wives that I would bang.And they live way down the street……

To answer your……

Question about the dishwasher. The reason it is so whispered quiet. Isn’t because it was made that way. It’s because when I installed it, I leveled it with itself.

Meaning is not leveled to the floor it’s leveled to itself! So if you do hear it, your ask yourself what the fuck that noise it’s just a slight little noise. It sounds like white noise in the background.

You don’t you don’t know how many times I’ve had to ask the daughters or the wife. What the fuck is that noise? They say it’s the dishwasher……

Now I’m no pro dishwasher installer but maybe that will work for you but my floor isn’t that unlevel so it only looks a little funky! lol it doesn’t look funky at all…..

All I said……

Was she had cool hair…..

Which reminds me I really need to get abigailwilliams.com on line!

That way people can find out what I’m really all about…… Who knows maybe I’ll post some snippet of songs we’ve done over the years or are working on now who knows. No I am not associated with the band. Abigail Williams, I do, however, own the fucking domain.….

Nah, psycho…..

Take what’s ever there! I’ll replace it as needed….

You might have noticed? The kitchen is my next room to tackle!

All I ask is leave me the big plastic cups the pink and rose ones! A spatula, big spoon, ladle, pizza cutters, my barbecue brushes….. oh and all of my army guy beer bottle openers! Comprende’

I’m in a good mood cause I’m feeling Bonita motherfucker…..

ROFLMAO…..

Nah, the old lady said a couple of times over the years I was gay! We both know that’s not true! I like the puss to much! Maybe it was the puss I was sticking my dick in that gave that vibe! Who knows? Except I know I ain’t gay!

I will tell you I can definitely mix the colors! Like I said, what you see here is from memories growing up as a kid and my fashion sense now! Not to mention my time spent with all those ladies in home’ec class in high school!

All it’s missing are those taller fake pointy colored twig thingy’s fake plants like this have!

Ya gotta admit that’s pretty fucking cool! All done by a guy who drives a truck and eats a mean…..

FYI, thank you ladies the black cherry and ocean lotus won out…..

ROFLMAO!

Dude, dude, dude, dude….

I would kill for this couch! I bought that 20 years ago for $1000! It’s a Stanton home furnishings couch! Just as solid as the day I bought it!

I love this couch and I would gladly chop you up into little pieces and feed you to my dog if you ever touch it!

Comprende’

Thank you…..

For reminding me! Since the soon to be x wife has once again stolen even my Asian style eats bowls!

You know, the big red ceramic bowls that she thought sucked when I bought them!

Yea well, I was feeling quite bonita tonight and decided! Out with the old and in with the new…..

I’ll go ahead and pack up all that shit for her….. just get it out of my fucking house…..

Along with her countless reusable coffee mugs and the rest of the shit she fucked up…..

My guess all the thc has got to be really fucking up her thinking! I mean I couldnt even stand talking to her let alone being in the same room with her when she was vaping, at all!

Oh the female…..

Mechanic that fixed my truck yesterday? I don’t give she was female! She did the job, I didn’t need to assist for anything! So I don’t care if she was female!

The fact she had a grease mustache insinuated she works just as hard as anyone else! She’s trained in what she does and added bonus, she wasn’t unpleasant to look at!

I don’t give a fuck if my mechanic is male or female! Do the job and no one gets hurt…..

All I can say……

Is the geriatric white trash brigade and their fellow family and friends of the white trash brotherhood are putting on one hell of a phishing expedition the last few weeks!

I will, however, do a V blog tonight I’ll explain those posts about all that gayitity!

Man, I just realized…..

I forgot to put away that animal trap before I left! Welp, if the can of sardines does its job! I’ll have an authentic cat skeleton to put out front for Halloween……

You ever……

See a group of people and get excited cause you know you’re gonna be seeing them again in court…..

it’s cause you know they’re gonna be sitting at the defendants table, possibly forfeiting everything they own?

So if you ever see me walk by a group of people and start smiling, now you know what I’m thinking…..

So good…..

Even cold!

Oh and someone tell the x old lady that her milk problem might actually be from her Splenda addiction!

I stated drinking that coffee with Splenda and I haven’t had a solid shit in 3 days! If this was the Oregon trail game, ide of died of dysentery by now…..

Oh and I’m quit happy with myself! Mowed the yard in one shot and didn’t get winded whatsoever! My and Mika’s hard work is paying off!

Ya know I…..

Love my dog! Yet I’m finding out she is a natural blonde! You can give her a treat in her bowl! She will watch you drop it in there and she stares at you like, where’s my treat!

I get she’s old! She’s night blind, has a bad sniffer and either doesn’t give a shit your calling her or she’s hard of hearing!

Yet after watching her roll herself off the bed! For zero reason! After all the years of her falling asleep between your legs on the bed, knowing you’re going to squish her when you roll over!

I have come to the conclusion she is a natural blonde! I will love her anyways! 🙂

Oh and p.s. she is that overly loud eater! The one people have nightmares about!