You want….

To hear a really good story? Ask me about this happening this am!

No damage to truck or trailer! I did however run over its head with 4 wheels and spin that fucker round…..

I was driving down the road. Just coming out of town when I look between my mirror and the trucks front window post and see a pair of eyes looking at me!

I hit the breaks and this deer comes out of its jump right before hitting the front of the truck! you hear a slight “ tink” when its head hits the cow pusher!

I’m slowing down and look to see where this deer went! Lo and behold it was standing then its head smacked the trailer! Knocking it to the ground! Oddly directly in front of the trailer tires!

Luckily I was empty cus it’s a fucking gnarly mess when you run over there heads fully loaded! Yet as I’m watching you hear the speed bump thump then I watched this deer spin frantically on its side like a top!

It came to a rest and I decided to look for damage and see if I need to put this poor thing out of its misery!

Nada on both! Twas dead and other than some deer hair on the tire there was no evidence of this catastrophic event!

Would I report that? No! unless there was even the tiniest of damage, then yes!

Luckily it didn’t smell nearly as bad as the skunk I ran over last week! 😉

No I didn’t report that either…..