by How much better I feel even though that was the most bizarre experience I’ve ever had!
Stopped to take a monster shit. I’ve been waiting all fucking day. Had to deal with a guy in the booth next to me with a screaming kid that doesn’t wanna poop, but Dad saying he has to!
So finally, they leave and I pinched the last loaf. I wiped my ass, Twas a good one. I had to wipe a lot. Stand up to pull up my britches. I looked down in the toilet and I swear to God it looked just like Keith Roth!
It was like having that hot stuff, staring back at me!
So to make sure he understood how I felt I went ahead and pissed in his face.
Update……
That poop looks just like Keith Roth, I was required to cut it into pieces via the poop knife I keep on my belt loop.! Required four good stabbings before it broke up enough that I could finally send it back to hell where it belonged!