by So fucking crotchety today? Cause every motherfucking pair of shorts I have is like 15 sizes too big. Even the pair of shorts I’m wearing now. I’m having to curl the top up over my belt. That way I don’t look like one of the fucking soggy bottom boys at the North Platte terminal!
I like my shorts 9 inch inseam, right above my knee! decently tight but not too tight! I fucking hate baggy shorts…..