The wife and I……

We’re thinking about going to Fleet week. Finding us some cute sailors to get drunk. Taking them down to the Shanghai tunnels. And collecting our bounty!

Then we figured we would have some fun and go to the opium dens down there. But then we remembered the Shanghai tunnels are closed. There are no opium dens, and there’s no bounty for Shanghai’n sailors!

So the plan is, we’re gonna go to the bar and get drunk and play pool!

Fuck Fleet week!

Which reminds me is opium still a thing? Or do they just free base cocain and heroin?