by RoachKiller I’m standing outside waiting for my ride share! You are running around your car screaming “ omg, omg!”
I politely ask if you need some help! In which you reply, “ I have my big girl pants on! I can kill the spider in my car myself!”
Hmmm, as I can’t stop giggling! I’m sure you can, I’m sure you can! Just right after you stop running around your car screaming, “ omg, omg!”
Sometimes you just gotta love people! Especially your neighbors! Now on with the show! Omg, omg!
by RoachKiller Issues with all of my neighbors! Some I like, some I don’t! Your usual neighborhood bullshit!
The only complaint I have is this!
“ YALL HAVE DRIVEWAYS, YALL HAVE GARAGES! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU STILL HAVE TO PARK ON THE STREET?“
Our street isn’t a 4 car wide street! So when you cocks park the 700 cars you each own. On both sides of the road. Our street becomes a one way street!
Twas’nt like that when we moved in!
If it wasn’t for the unbelievable view of mt. Hood and the fact it’s so quit you can hear the kids playing at school recess a 1/2 mile away! I would have to raise an issue with the hoa we don’t have! 😉
Oh and watch out for the chick that drives that mini van! That bitch flies over the speed bumps and will ride your ass all the way down the street!