by I knew I’ve been backed up lately! Literally my ass has been dragging the last couple days!
But Whoda thunk I would pinch 2 Keith Roth, head sized turds in one day! Holy shit!
If I get up off the toilet and this one’s looking at me too! My poop knife is gunna get some serious use today!
You know, the poop knife I keep on my belt loop! Right next to my janitors key chain and pick holder!