by RoachKiller I don’t think I’ve ever seen this many butthole mouths. Go the other way! I’ve seen at least seven in the last 2 miles!
If you don’t know what I’m talking about pay attention to the people going the other way on a two lane. They look a lot like mouth breathers, but their mouths are in the shape of a butt hole.
I don’t know how else to explain it…..
by RoachKiller How narcissistic your Blue’s Clues drivers are?
I was coming over the mountain and it started to rain a little bit, it turned to sleet. And I swear I saw a couple of snow snowflakes hit my windshield!
So I get on the CB and scream “ holy fuck I think I see a snowflake!“
As I was saying that one of your Blue’s Clues drivers was going the other way. The motherfucker actually got on the CB and told me to fuck off. I was lying!
So when I say, “how’s that war inside your head? Are you finally winning?“
Now you know who I’m talking about……
FYI, my reply to the twat, “I don’t give a rats fucking ass about you. I’m actually talking about snowflakes hitting my windshield, princess!”