Hey granny……

I realize we’re about the same age. It’s obvious I’m a little bit smarter than you. Due to the fact that I didn’t run into the wall. You obviously ran full steam right into that motherfucker!

Remember a few years back when I said, “you really need to put the lotion on the skin?”

Yeah, lady, I was talking to you……

I will tell you, though it was nice to see that big bright smile of yours! Obviously your hemorrhoids aren’t flaring up this week……

Hey boo…..

You really need to pull the microphone down on your Bluetooth tech support headset!

Cause when you walk by people out in public and you’re talking to yourself . You end up looking as crazy as the over smilers!

Cus I sure the fuck know you weren’t talking to me and walking away from that conversation…..