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Back watching the show! This weeks “ blinded by bullshit attempts” are all the shit you do every day to get fired!
Eeeks! Oh no, whatever will I do if I were to get fired! Eeeks!
Over the years I learned from the best assholes in the industry! On how to be an asshole! You people are in fact, not the best incompetent assjoles I’ve come across! Keep working at it though! Practice makes perfect!
Eeeeks!