I wonder……

If I were to call on Elon Musk and his doge crew. If they could finally, and I mean, finally put an end to the stolen valor issue here at this company?

I mean if you quit and came back, should you really be given credit as time served like you never left?

Is it really fare to all of us who have been here every fucking day for the last 23 years?

I realize this company doesn’t have much to brag about! But really? Lying about how long your drivers have actually worked here? I mean that’s really some false advertising, scum of the earth shit if you ask me!

It really throws a damper on my 23 years of continuous service, my driver of the year and all the other bullshit that goes along with it!

On a side note! Y’all will be happy to know after 3 days I was finally able to get out of town to a safe haven to finally shower!

Yup, my bowels are empty! Along with my bladder! My ass smells pretty and all the ball sweat has been washed away!

Praise sweet baby Jesus!