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Know you have reached enlightened adult hood? When your dog lets out a massive fart and you say, “ you feel better? That was the farty mcfart farts of farts, girl!”
I will now be sucked off ( a ghost tv show reference!) to heaven! Pure enlightenment has occurred…..
FYI, we now call her red! as the new hair that’s coming back from her time in the truck is all red! Like mine…..