by Your finger prints done down at jubitz! They no longer use black ink. It’s actually a laser machine now you put your fingers on!
But the ladies there have a wave machine blaring, geezers In The hallway flapping their lips! All while this little 5’ 2” lovely Asian lady speaks to you so softly you have to bend down to where she stands to hear what she has to say!
I also think I heard her say that at the airport cus of my hazmat status. I can check the tsa precheck box when I buy plane tickets?
I was like, I’m a truck driver! I travel every day! The chances of my getting on anything besides my couch is almost zero! 🙂