My guess….

The reason I’m still sitting here at the dc is?

1- I sharted and I’m waiting for my clothes to dry?

2- I’m crying from spilled milk?

3- the trailer I was loaded on had two brake lines leaking air and no lower marker lights on the left side?

If you guessed #3 you are correct…..

Unlike yesterday’s trailer that the lift would randomly leave me dead in the water…..