I was just thinking……

I haven’t brought up anything that’s going to win me a divorce. But I do know that the information I have if I have to use, it will win me a fucking divorce.

I was thinking, if someone were to send me some divorce papers stating the following. That I keep the house, my car, the dog, and all of my retirement.

While they too they keep all of the same, except I give them $2000 for the carpet that they bought when we first moved into the house

No alimony no support on either side. If I were to receive divorce papers like that, I would sign them tomorrow. Just keep that in mind before you let your paranoia, anger and greed take over your thinking process……

Ask yourself this, possible prison time or $2000 cash and paths never cross again…..