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I have gone an entire month with no cruise control and stuck at 65 mph. Yeah I still kicked your motherfucking cockroached little ass up and down the highways and by ways of this here great nation of ours, merika!
Not to mention the fact that my drivewayz just randomly goes down on a daily basis now.
Really starts to make you wonder about that conspiracy theory doesn’t it?
Yall really need to start praying to that sweet baby Jesus! He ain’t done me wrong yet. Just like hail Satan, he ain’t failed me yet either……