I would like……

To ask you a question driver. How the fuck are you able to do a decent pre-trip at 5 o’clock in the morning with no flashlight?

I’d also like to know why you’re so interested in my truck? You never see me poking around your truck. Yeah I see you monkey fuckers poking around my truck all the fucking time……

But seriously, if you could just answer that one question about the pre-trip I would much appreciate it!