Hey granny……

I realize we’re about the same age. It’s obvious I’m a little bit smarter than you. Due to the fact that I didn’t run into the wall. You obviously ran full steam right into that motherfucker!

Remember a few years back when I said, “you really need to put the lotion on the skin?”

Yeah, lady, I was talking to you……

I will tell you, though it was nice to see that big bright smile of yours! Obviously your hemorrhoids aren’t flaring up this week……