Oh, how……

Did I learn to ride a motorcycle? My parents had this old Honda CB 750 that sat in the garage for years. Didn’t run had bad tags no insurance.

One day, a buddy of mine came over and he fixed it. He had to rebuild the carburetor I believe. So it ran, but nobody would ride it because it had no insurance and bad tags.

One day I needed to go somewhere and I didn’t have gas for my pick up. But I knew that Honda had a full tank.

I had Ridden dirt bikes over the years when I was a kid, but never really got much practice at. So luckily, I taught myself how to ride that CB 750 like it was nothing!

The only thing that was the most of a challenge wasn’t shifting. It was keeping that fucking thing stable with that giant motherfucking fairing it had on the front end!

That fairing, I swear to God weighed more than the bike!

But after that, I decided to keep riding it cause it was fun. Until I finally ran out of luck and I got pulled over! I got so lucky. I told the cop I was taking it out for a test ride after fixing it cause luckily he pulled me over by the house. So he gave me a warning and sent me away!

No motorcycle endorsement no insurance bad tags and it almost bald tire to take it back home get it fixed!

So that’s how I learned how to ride a motorcycle…