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I just delivered to a local prison. And I’m not allowed to take my chew and shit in so I just throw all of it, I think I got like seven cans today. In my backpack and just leave my backpack at the guard shack.
I was in delivering the guard told me the drug sniffing dog came by my backpack and set it off. Like fuck me, dude! Really?
So now my beautiful $150 Italian leather backpack was either fucked with by the ex-wife and her marijuana THC addiction. Or what I don’t know cause I don’t do dope. So now I get to buy another $150 fucking backpack!
He couldn’t guarantee me that it wasn’t being set off because of the tobacco but if there’s any chance it could be either tobacco or drugs. Fuck you I’m getting a new backpack….:.
Remember what I told you I take being drug free and driving a truck seriously? Yeah, that ideology is going to cost me another $150 fucking dollars! Leather backpacks ain’t cheap motherfuckers! Especially Italian leather backpacks……